Erm, but that would be Dividing America. We need to Move On As A Country.

Oh man he's definitely a contender

Backpfeifengesicht world champion

Trump said he'd run the country like a business and to his credit it really does feel like the country is being run as one of his businesses.

He’s gearing up either to run as someone far to the right of Trump or to endorse someone thus

Median voters

Weeb who moves to Japan but knows he’ll never be good at Japanese so he masters Portuguese to become Brazilian there

I'm like if someone were indignant but also knew how to read

"Y'all, it's a freakin' symbol of wanting to massacre everybody who isn't Christian" appears to be what everyone is running with although the funniest one I've seen is "It's just like the Totenkopf although if Tom Steyer had Georgian ancestry it would be different because the Georgian flag has one"

You can never be too sure on here, it's OK

No don't worry I'm just pretending to be stupid lol

Slapping together a last minute presentation for class

For centuries, the Razzouk family has wanted nothing more than to kill everybody who isn't a Christian, just like their Crusader ancestors

OK since we’re all pretending to be experts on the Jerusalem cross today it’s worth noting the symbol predates the Crusades and was appropriated from Jerusalemite Christians by Crusaders centuries later

He’s the exact type of mf who thinks being “broke in college” is the same thing as being poor

Lmao

Notably in this video he starts with the second verse "Praise be to God..." (whether or not the Bismillah constitutes the first verse of al-Fatiha is an ancient debate among exegetes though both are considered valid opinions)

Read theory

If you want to boil down John Browns message it isn’t “rebellion” it is “slavery is against gods laws and must be fought by any means necessary.“

It was not “vote against the chief executive who is a dang Cheeto”

"Chip Roy"

I hope my neighbors don't think we're Republicans just because we bump St. Louis Jesuits on Spotify in-between Charli XCX

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

Orange fluffy cat inside my car.

I have to go to work and this is not my cat.

“The Universal Church can’t judge the morality of a specific instance in a category of things” is insane levels of moral relativism lmfao. Right wingers are glorified nihilists, total victory.

I'll be honest. Things can be light-colored without being "lily white."

this is such a bsky moment thinking a generic Mediterranean-style crucifix in Lebanon is Le White American Jesus (with the implied imaginary scenario where "Evangelicals" who do not even believe the ancient churches of Lebanon are even Christian are upset about Israeli vandalism)

Bishop Barron clarifies that the Church has no right to condemn specific wars and has to defer to Trump, he's just fully sold out

*extremely JPII-era voice* He wanted to be made a bishop but he wasn’t and he freakin’ OBEYED

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.