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Oh my god he kited the cop
What's your favourite origin/root of a word? (in any language) I love etymology so much. It's like history & conspiracy theories combined. Our language has secret messages & lizard DNA baked into it. Like how 'gargoyle' comes from gargle / gurgle, because of the water spewing out their mouths
Ha, another lawsuit settlement notification against Google ended up flagged as SPAM in my Gmail.
Check your spam folders for "Federal Cellular Class Action" or "Taylor V. Google LLC". You have until May 29 to respond.
Thank you for that. 🫡
An mRNA treatment for PANCREATIC CANCER was in trials, among many other uses. Choosing to end this research is choosing to sentence millions to an early, painful death
On Active duty Military trying to infiltrate Vtubing
Do NOT trust them, don't work with em, don't promote em, don't allow em in your space, warn you friends, warn you community.
This is the USA gov gathering information on viewers/communities and spreading propaganda.
This is dangerous. Be aware
There's a new GOP talking point that trans people kill more people than ICE agents. I've seen it a dozen times on social media and it's already been made into a meme.
So here's your reminder it's completely false. Also, trans people aren't rounding folks up and shipping them to concentration camps.
A forking police cybertruck. Yes, you read that properly. A tax payer purchased metropolitan police cybertruck.
Anybody want to see the single worst vehicle of all time?
who has a book coming out that people can preorder so they have something to look forward to and then be pleasantly surprised when the book just shows up on their doorstep
Ban this entire fucking industry.
You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.
It's International Asexuality Day so reminder that everyone feels sexual attraction in their own way and that can include not at all. It doesn't mean they're broken or wrong, it just makes them another point in the broad spectrum of how to be human.
And they are ALWAYS welcome as the A in LGBTQIA+.
The two truths:
1) There is nothing wrong with porn, let people safely make it, let people safely enjoy it.
2) If you let people define porn as bad, authoritarians will ALWAYS expand the definition until their hands are around your neck.
There’s this weird idea that if you just did everything “right,” you wouldn’t be sick. And it’s like… if that were true, a lot more people would be magically cured by now. It’s not that simple, and it’s exhausting having to defend that. mybodyistryingtokillme.com
Got an email from Adobe saying that they were nearly doubling the cost of my creative cloud subscriptions and adding a bunch of Gen AI dogshit I didn't ask for!
If you don't want to get charged you have to log in and downgrade to a "standard" plan that's just the fuckin apps.
The reason abolition is scary is because we've all been told the US prison system is normal and we're all in danger without it.
That's a lie.
Prison labor is a $9 billion industry annually.
That's why they lie to you.
We don't need prisons. We need healthcare, housing, and education for all.
I've been warning about this since forever: if you believe in one kind of nonsense it's far easier to believe in ALL kinds of nonsense. The path of reality is very narrow, but nonsense is wide and deep.
Strict gender binary is a gender ideology, imposing penalties on people who don't adhere to it.
One of my issues with AI proponents across the board is the sheer arrogance they exhibit in assuming not only that their spicy autocomplete is better than trained experts in a field, but that they have the requisite knowledge to determine if their spicy autocomplete is indeed better.
I've seen this come up a few times at this point, so I'd like to clarify!
Serenity Forge published the console versions of Slay the Princess, but we (Black Tabby Games) developed the game.
Serenity Forge is developing Fractured Blooms internally, and we're not involved in that project! ^^
Y'all are so skeptical. Well I can tell you this, God once teleported ME to a Denny's at 3:45AM. He did it right when I was blacked out from alcohol abuse
I think about “normal to want and possible to achieve” all the time
As noted among the replies, there’s every chance this was done to make my video look melodramatic, like it isn’t a real problem.
One reinstated video does not solve a single thing about the underlying system. Had my video not touched a nerve, nothing would have been done.
This fixes nothing.
This will make a great ad for literally *any* outlook competitor
Jessica Rose @jesslynnrose • 21h buying child locks for my cabinets because I have one cat smart enough to open them from the outside and one cat unable to open them from the inside 7 セ1 71 ... Richard Wild @richardjwild Replying to@jesslynnrose The latter is the orange one isn't it 04:12. 10/27/22 • Twitter Web App 3 Likes （ Jessica Rose @jesslynnrose • 20h Replying to @richardjwild Yes. I woke to muffled screaming this morning. Very chill. 5
More obscure greatest hits.
Froggy Morning - Gator Days Characters Frogtopher - Frog - An easily excitable frog who loves being a frog. Frogust's son. Frogust - Frog - A soft spoken single frog who works at the frog factory. Frogtopher's dad. Mawberta - Cat - Animal - Frogtopher and Frogust's pet cat. Transcript Panel 1 Frogtopher is watching his favorite show, Froggy Morning, but notices that something is weird. Instead of the usual cast of frogs, everyone seems to be a variety of animals. The main character has become and alligator. What is this? Some sort of Gator Days of Our Lives? Frogtopher: WHAT'S GOING ON!? Why are all the characters different in this episode? Panel 2 Frogust remembers this episode. He lets his frog son know that everything is alright in their frog world. Mawberta is sleeping peacefully on Frogust's lap. Frogust: This aired on April 1st. It's a joke episode. Panel 3 Frogtopher thinks this is weird. A show where the people aren't frogs? What's next! A show where everyone is a human? This is highly unusual. Frogtopher: Weird. Frogust: It goes back to normal in the next one. Panel 4 Frogtopher does not like this. The changes to show might be weird but he likes it the way it is. He voices his displeasure while waving his frog arms and frog tongue like they're made of rubber. Frogtopher: BUT I LIKE IT BETTER THIS WAY! Frogust: Everyone does. Mawberta gives Frogtopher a dirty look. He is not a fan of this dimension.
Froggy Morning - Gator Days
Your daily reminder that SCOTUS needs reform. Term limits. 13 Justices for 13 circuits. Ethics. Impeachment of Kavanaugh. Etc.
