An illustration / collage of a Fire Horse that represents the year 2026 tearing its way out of a Fire Snake that represents the year 2025

Fire Horse shedding its Fire Snake skin. ‘25 into ‘26

I keep saying guillotine but now I’m thinking that wouldn’t be enough of a spectacle, so now I’m saying **long** guillotine. Every ICE agent, everyone in the administration, line em up and see how many get chopped on the first try. Then try try again.

I hope to play DATV in this, the year 2026. Each of the other 4 games — yes, I said 4 (DAO, DAA, DA2,DAI) I’ve completed 20+ times each to the point that I can recite from heart the entire story, subplots, character dialogue, and romance subplots.

2005, Saw dvd release. Friend buys it, watched it in theaters, was excited to watch with me because I hadn’t even heard of it.

Me, 20 minutes in: the dead guy on the floor actually dead?

friend: …wut?

me: Seems sloppy. Oh! It’s the villain. He wants to be as close as possible, right?

friend: 🤬

I love how it’s horror, horror, terror, horror, Tali’zorah Vas Normandy, horror, horror

I can only speak for DAO thru DAI (still haven’t had the opportunity to play DAV)

DAI had the most bugs for me on first playthrough. My favorite was jumping in the air but never landing, being caught in a falling animation that floats just above the ground and can travel like that.

I cant comment on DATV — still have to play it — but I think DAA is underrated. While technically a DLC expansion, it had a killer plot but The Architect/The First/Velanna were never explored in later games (besides Anders/Justice and a nathaniel cameo)

In my 1st playthrough of DAO, I recruited everyone except Sten (who I didn’t realize was a person you could even interact with) and later when I wanted to check back in on Lothering, I realized the whole place was no longer on the map.

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk and making an ok sign . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk and making an ok sign .

nail polish: *dries*

me: is it dry?

nail polish: *dry*

me: okay, looks dry. Guess I’ll just… pick… up… my… ph-

nail polish, smearing: HAHA BITCH.

me:

Now I’m imagining a weepy gaston struggling to deep throat all those eggs.

Wife, trying to open a jar I was probably the last to close: Howthef***. doyouopen. this up??

Me: Just gotta Chubby Checker the sh*t outta it.

Wife, looking me dead in the eyes: You are such a dork

Me: The Twist- oh… thought you were gonna ask me… never mind. Yeah.

WW would’ve lasso-noosed Hitler, had him spill all the secrets, and then string him up so she and Cap can spend the rest of the comic beating him like sugar-crazed kids going at a dollar store piñata.

No way would they argue for pacifism.

the sun shines brightly on a dark blue background ALT: the sun shines brightly on a dark blue background

Bassists can fly.

I still haven’t had the opportunity to play Veilguard. My PC build is on pause (Corrupted motherboard). Mac can’t play it. PS4 can’t play it.

One day…

Obediah! Stop having sinful thoughts! Now go help Nathaniel work the butter churn.

I’m genuinely torn between Merrill and Cassandra.

This just in: rotten orange fucks over everyone his entire life, continues to fuck over everyone.

I haven’t pooped in years. I fear no Chipotle.

A) Orzammar. I love the political backstabbing and intrigue, how the caste system is represented, and I love me some DEEEEEP ROOOOADS

Spongebob & Patrick as aberrations.

#spongebob #playdough

thank you! Menacing is about all I’m good at

These are my armors. I need to practice more at illustrating metal

I prefer doing Here Lies the Abyss first just so it’s added to my many titles when being introduced to the Orlesian Court

If ya see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh

After we finally defeat this administration, there needs to be an amendment to the constitution that reads “NO CURRENT OR FORMER FOX NEWS EMPLOYEES MAY EVER HOLD POSITIONS OF POWER OR OFFICE”

claimed that because he didn’t land the client, he didn’t owe me.

joke’s on him, i contacted their payments department, forwarded a copy of my designs, emails with him, etc. I had what i was owed by month’s end

few years ago, I was hired to make “fashion out of nature” design illustrations for an ad agency. Mere $150 a drawing. Half up front, rest of the cash on completion. Their client loved my pieces but ultimately went with a different agency. The guy that hired me tried to cheat me, refused to pay rest

Merrill 4 ever

Also:

•bring saline solution or clean water to rinse out eyes if exposed to tear gas
•bring thick gloves (to throw tear gas away from crowd
•disable face/thumbprint authentication on phone/disable location
•protective goggles to keep your eyes safe, a mask to protect your lungs/identity