I think it’s supposed to be upside down.

Now he has a woman at the bar buying crypto and he’s trying to talk the bartender into it.

I’m at a bar and I was having a nice conversation with the person next to me. I put my AirPods in for a few minutes, and when I took them out he was talking to people about cryptocurrency. 🙄

Thanks for making such a lovely show!

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I’m watching Endgame for the seventh time this year. Why do I keep doing this?

She may have ditched me, but I’m not sure. I hope she did, but I want to know for sure so I can go home and sleep.

I want to be home, but the town drunk harassed my old roommate so I have to comfort her and what is my life?

This is the kind of art you can buy in a dive bar in Tulsa.

Tonight I saw a gay male friend of mine make out with a woman over twenty years older than him and then they left together. I have a lot of questions.

I don’t know what it says about me that I watched it five times the week I first saw it.

Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀

It’s how I use it. I’m just making fun of myself.

Are we really calling them “skeets”? This is my first time skeeting drunk.

Like, I’m fucked up so I take seven every night, so I can’t really help you.

Trying to help a friend swallow pills is hard.

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I know I’m drunk because I’m on a Twilight rant.

Hater.

I accidentally interrupted our 90210 binge by introducing my friend to this app. ☹️

new sufjan stevens project

No.

Andrea on 90210 looks so old. Worst teenager ever.

That’s shady.

That sounds lovely.

@joshgondelman.bsky.social I hadn’t been on Twitter for awhile but I’m here now and I almost forgot how pleasant you are.

Also: If you don't have money to buy my (or anyone's) books, and you live in the anglosphere, before you pirate them, try to get them from your local library instead. They have it or can get it, they pay for the books, and in many places writers get paid for their books being lent. Everyone wins!

Oh right. 9/11. Maybe I knew who he was.