The speed at which these men became a disappointment should be studied. But it won’t be. Bc men. (It also isn’t surprising to any woman in America…)
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His blood pressure has got to be through the roof right now, so if anyone has a chance to ask him an aggressive question about the Epstein files, that really could make It happen today.

Come on, reporters. We'll build statues in your honor.

During this fraught time I think the important debate we should be having is HOW CLOSE is TOO CLOSE on these Olympic camera closeups??

In the personal injury world we routinely find a polite way to say “you really shoulda see what was right in front of yer face, ma’am” when people come to us with their trip and fall cases. BC open and obvious is the oldest defense in the books.

But no one in this admin ever let the law stop them

Screw it make her AG. Bet she’s better.

This morning at the gym I burned more calories on the assault bike than an active duty team guy so everybody better watch their tone with me today bc I plan on being The Whole Problem.

It really takes a lot of effort to stand out for awfulness in this administration.

Well done, Pamela Jo Bondi!

I’m a lawyer and I teach a dance fitness class on Saturdays. Does this mean that I am now a US attorney?

I did not have “grand juries are the institution standing up to fascism” on my bingo card but happy to add it.

You e-mail finds me standing in the break room eating 3/4 of the rye bread dip that some enterprising midwesterner brought in today.

Pro tip from a lawyer:
When you have to go through a metal detector, it’s best not to try to somehow manage to fit the entire contents of your closet and the junk drawer of your kitchen into your pockets.
Speeds things along.
Have a great day.

What activated you?
Well I was already activated but listening to the SWORN STATEMENTS recounted in this episode made me believe that everyone in ICE, DHS, and DOJ attorneys supporting either of the above should be immediately hauled before congress.
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I hate pushups. But I get motivated by good music.

Yesterday I was working through a set and afterwards hubs pointed out that I twerk to get myself hyped to finish pushups.

And, like, yeah. I sure do.

Go out there and see what a lil twerk can motivate you to do on this winter Thursday.

My time at the PDs office is why I am who I am today. ✊🏼

Ah yes. Tuesday.

Today in lawyering:
I described co-counsel as a zen garden of de-escalation.

Bc he is.

I am not a zen garden of de-escalation.

I am a weapons cache of unexploded ordnance behind a barely locked door.

Whole lotta gun owners apparently bought guns bc “crime” and forgot that the original and highest venal sin was the crime of the federal government demolishing our constitutional democracy.

Dog toy or sex stuff:
I bought a flirt pole and a feather teaser today.
Which is it?

Today in lawyering:
An e-mail I sent today to my partners who are over the age of 65: hey guys maybe paying to reorder marketing materials (pamphlets) in the same medium that the founding fathers would have used to disseminate information is maybe not embracing the wave of the future, you know?

That’s the spirit.

Hi good afternoon Feral Wine Aunt here.
Would like some information on how to join the organized Gang of Wine Moms.
Am just as organized. Have more free time bc no kids.
The perimenopausal rage demon is just as strong.
No minivan but there’s plenty of room in the Jeep.

The most unserious timeline. We are being stepped on by small men who can’t go to the widdle weewee woom without protection.

Yeah I learned that new word today too. Asked hubs (retired navy) “hey babe is it bad to use civilian planes in military raids?” And he said “uh yeah. That’s real bad. Like a war crime I think.”

Me to hubs *yelling down the hall*: HEY BABE WAKE UP NEW WAR CRIME JUST DROPPED

Do it scared. And with the thiccness ✊🏼✊🏼
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Did a bunch of kettlebell swings to warm up for squats this morning and all I could think about was that terrible video of Pete Fucking Hegseth.

This guy says smart things with his thumbs.

When I saw that the officer had released it I thought “somewhere there are some federal lawyers who are so fucking mad at him right now” but…maybe not in Kash’s FBI.

You forgot the first rule of the internet which is that people gonna “well actually.”

Just to clarify: we invaded a sovereign nation bc its leader was a tyrant who killed his people. And also American federal law enforcement has the right to kill anyone who disobeys.
Do I have that right?