I love that we pay like a trillion dollars a year for this shit when we could have clean energy, healthcare and education.

Everything I’ve learned about Lena Dunham has been against my will.

Why is my ecobee thermostat an AirPlay speaker? Who asked for that?

Seeing a lot of recipes for cabbage on social media. Recession indicator? Probably.

or dump sand on it? I've seen that one too.

Wife: "We don't like it! You just serve it to us!"
MIL: "Well, we don't like it either!"
Wife: "Then why do you keep buying it?!"
MIL: "I don't know!"
The biscotti ended up in the trash and we all learned something, I hope.

When we visit my MIL she serves us Trader Joe's biscotti. My wife and I don't like it but whatever, we eat it. She visited us and brought 3 packages of it. She drove it 1000 miles to us. We have a TJs down the street.
Wife: "Why did you bring this to us?"
MIL: "Well, you like it so much!" (1/2)

Currently in an instagram thread where people are arguing that showing up on time for a dinner reservation is Capitalist. The Internet is magic.

A set of reproduction trans orbital lobotomy tools

Good news everyone. My lobotomy tools came in. I can finally get a decent nights sleep.

I just said “Through Claude all things are possible” in a meeting regarding parsing some arcane data and now I want to punch myself in the crotch.

Seems like a lot of people are trying to walk the line between kink shaming and hypocrisy shaming and not quite getting it right.

“Still arriving today.” Is Amazon corporate speak for “Your package has been vaporized and now inhabits the same plane of reality as the mantids you see when you smoke salvia. Get a refund.”

“Why buy that when you could buy a Dell with a 16 inch screen with a resolution that was current in 2003, dodgy trackpad and keyboard, a chassis that feels like it’s going to break every time you pick it up and fans that sound like an aircraft carrier?”
Because it’s nicer in every way that matters.

After using it for a couple of days I can safely say the Mac Neo is a great little laptop if you’re someone who knows how to experience joy and not someone who spends all their time comparing mostly meaningless specs between two unrelated platforms and use cases.

Did you know you can save energy when drying clothes by using the energy efficiency settings on your dryer? It leaves your clothes completely damp and prone to mildew and in fact does not dry them at all but it’ll save 1/1000000000 the emissions that the military produces in an hour so there’s that.

Maybe we stop naming things after people until they’ve been dead for like 50 years.

“Atlassian Rovo AI is available to everyone!” the banner threatened.

One of the most rewarding things I’ve done as a first time homeowner is letting my yard go to total shit over the winter. Birds are constantly foraging for insects under decomposing leaves. Squirrels are happily running through the grass. While my neighbors’ yards are all just completely sterile.

Jason Statham made his movie again.

"Ferris Bueller's Day Off" is a pretty good movie. Y'all should check it out when you have the chance.

This has been movie corner.

Did you know you can cook pasta in 2 minutes in an instant pot? All you have to do is let it spend 10 minutes getting up to pressure, cook for 2 minutes and then allow a natural release for 20 minutes. In as little as 32 minutes you could have tasty macaroni that would have taken 8 minutes to boil.

Why is the 8 upside down? I’m very uncomfortable.

A guitar with a BC Rich gunslinger body shape with the pattern from the carpet from The Shining on the face.

A guitar with a BC Rich gunslinger body shape with the pattern from the carpet from The Shining on the body. Zoomed out so the whole guitar is visible.

One of my favorite things about having adult money is that I can just have things made that I want to exist in the world. Like a guitar with the carpet from The Shining on it.

I knew a woman who had dual citizenship because her parents were so far up in Maine that the closest hospital was in Canada. You weren’t far off.

Happy fast food fish sandwich season to those who celebrate.

Fallout really needs to introduce 10 or 15 new plot lines. Really mix things up, you know?

My timeline suddenly includes a bunch of default Male content that I’ve spent the last several years weeding out. Teaching it all over again that I’m not into basketball, football, MMA or cryptobros.

Only insofar as it might hurt Republicans. He didn’t comment on the shootings themselves. If they polled higher he’d never had written this.

When Democrats control congress they can't get anything done because of the gosh darn disruptive and duplicitous Republicans, but when Republicans control congress the Democrats are just poor widdle babies who can't possibly affect anything because they're not in control. 🥺👉👈

Crypto democratizes finance, allowing anyone to participate with no barrier to entry while somehow also needing hundreds of millions of dollars of investment from VCs to keep it afloat even though plenty of traditional indie games are successful on shoestring budgets with a handful of developers.