a group of people are holding signs that say unfair ALT: a group of people are holding signs that say unfair

When they get free, comprehensive healthcare so they can work into their 80s and 90s but you can’t afford insulin

Dr today: “Have you ever been tested for ADHD?”🤔
Me: “Never, but I probably should’ve been.”🫠
Dr: “Do you think that might be an issue?” 🤨
Me: * still thinking about a chicken recipe, and an ex, and some paint colors * “I mean… probably…” 🫨

Yeah I’m mainly thinking of things like roundup-ready GMO corn, the ending to Marley and me, the three-cueing system instead of phonics… wait, what were you thinking?

I’ve lived in North Bend most of my life and just the phrase “trees logged more than a century ago,” I knew immediately that it was about my hometown.

Scott’s a cool dude (and not the namesake for Scott’s Dairy Freeze… IYKYK!)

As a professional cook and person who suffers from bouts of depression, I’m impressed and very proud of you.

No. Just wanted to clarify.

Hasn’t turned me yet 🤷‍♀️

Math?! That’s sumthin they teach in them librul gubmint schools! Indoctrination!!!

Greed
Obstruction
Projection

The sinead one I mean

Saddest music video ever

To clarify, you’re suggesting that the three people in wheelchairs would’ve otherwise been driving cars instead. Is that what you’re saying?

I really enjoy listening to and having those conversations.

Especially the part where I wait till they’re all done and mike drop that my very Caucasian parents immigrated here in the 80s, instantly revealing how incredibly racist the person complaining is.

Commence furious backpeddling!

Why Aren’t Cars as Colorful as They Used to Be? It’s a story about how companies find ways to cut costs, achieve efficiency, and respond to consumer behavior, especially during tough times.

Where did all the colors go?

www.mondayeconomist.com/p/car-colors

Pike Place. Neither plural nor possessive.

/elder Seattlite

Pike Place. No S, as it’s not possessive. Just the name Pike.

…Which is ironic because the Seattle dialect adds an S to almost every other proper noun: Nordstrom‘s, Fred Meyer‘s, etc.

To be fair, there were plenty of ugly women in the club already

It’s cute that you assume teenagers these days can read

Thank you for the explanation, and sparing me from having to listen to it 😅

Went to Victoria BC over the weekend. 🇨🇦 First time. I haven’t been to Canada since 2009. So nice to be in a clean, friendly, well-organized, people-forward, not completely insane and dangerous country again.

1 tea at the Empress
2 Cove Bay
3 Butchart Gardens
4 best dim sum I’ve had in my life

I’m working on that wrestling career first, then yes

“Bumper car” kittens!

Never really got this joke but I assume it’s a nod to some boy band lyrics?

Dammit you beat me to this

GG EZ NO RE