Also, that paper probably wasn’t the “ream” that lube was expecting.

Don’t know if you can judge someone by their latest Amazon delivery, but I just received a box with 500 pages of pre-punched blank A5 paper and a bottle of lube.

On second thought, I guess you can do that.

Tommy shuffled onto the auction block. He couldn't see the buyers' faces, but felt their eyes appraising his naked flesh.

He thought of Mrs. Speckle, his guidance counselor. Maybe it was due to her weirdly detailed advice, but it also could have been her sudden shout of "TEN THOUSAND, BABY!"

Someone said to me, "I'm sorry but I got your book from a library." Nobody should ever apologise for that. You read my book! That's brilliant! I grew up hanging out in libraries and the idea of a world without them fills me with dread. Without libraries, authors, like readers, will only suffer.

Calling AI "slop" has been one of the most effective instances of the public rebranding a product and it pisses them off.

3. Erotic Bloopers Of The Rock-afire Explosion (4K Remaster)

2. Henrik Ibsen’s Hedda Gobbler.

1. Wait, Pizza Delivery Guys Take Venmo Now? Well, There Goes That Fucking Plot, Vol. 3.

7. Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, But We CGI’ed In Some Dildos.

6. Now That’s What I Call Urethras!

5. Hundreds of Beavers II: The Other Meaning.

4. Blow Out My Back While I Recite Balzac 5

I know I’m late, but here’s my picks for best porn flicks of 2024. 🧵

10. Guess Which Member Of Whitesnake Used To Own This Mansion! 4.

9. Madame W.E.B.*
(* Wildly Entertaining Butthole)

8. Oops, We Accidentally Shot 14 Hours Of The Craft Services Table! (Part 7).

WIP: "Brother Simon was at the altar, leading the incantation that would finally awaken Hethor, the renderer of all flesh who sleeps on the edge of sanity, who has promised to return and grind our world to naught but ash and screams.

That's when he saw the tits."

🔥✍️💙📚#smutsky #erotica #smut

Hi, my name is Gwynn Geiger and I write smutty comedy. (Inspirations include Oglaf and XXXenophile.)

I'm only just starting out at literotica, but just finishing up a story with Elder Gods and exhibitionism.

Can't wait to read all your works!

www.literotica.com/authors/Gwyn...

Panel from the Oglaf comic 'Ship to Ship'. A captain is looking through a telescope with her hand down the front of her trousers, saying "I need a convoluted narrative to really get off."

this is the guiding ethos of like half my mutuals

If you have trouble cutting down your writing, just throw it into another document instead. That way you won’t feel like you’ve destroyed your precious words, you’ve just locked them safely away, in a place you’ll never have to see them again. (But you could, if you had to… but you won’t.)

I was a huge fan of this comic, so I bought an entire box full of cards... only to find I was too shy to ask anyone to play it with me.