Everyone at Epcot today was poly

Guy I held the door for said “Right on” 🤟🤟

It’d starting to get dark at 3:30 pm in LA and I want to start singing “Once Upon A December” from Anastasia

I can’t wait to make history next week by being the first mentally ill gay man to step foot inside Disney World

It’s windy in Los Angeles, and I’ve already seen a Cybertruck before 11 am. Just like Joan Didion talked about.

Tattle tale vibes on here. I can’t articulate it but they’re there.

Missed you

Defying Gravity is actually about gay men taking Propecia

C’mere

Don’t talk to me about Moo Deng

My dog when I tell him to stop

Oppenheimer had a lot of Meg Ryan and Dennis Quaid’s son bangin’ on bongos and not enough of Emily Blunt’s impression of Cate Blanchett. Overall a real romp!

When I see a car with a Pennsylvania license plate in Los Angeles, I assume that person is on the run

Have reached a point where I react to what I’m watching by saying “Mmm” aloud. There is no going back from here.

I was actually holding direct eye contact with Mitch McConnell earlier today

When my college asks me for money? Honey! That’s amore!

I’m circling back…

Came back to say I hate this site. More later…. Xx

Went out to clap at 7 pm and no one was there

If you don’t like fireworks, I don’t know what to tell you. There are going to be some tonight.

America is literally just vibes. A fate worse than anything else.

One 4th of July in middle school, I quietly and almost unconsciously ate the top layer of a blueberry pie sitting in the kitchen at a family friend BBQ, then when I realized what I’d done, I left without telling anyone and walked home

Telling the Starbucks barista my name is “Vote. ❤️”

You’re not going to get incredibly poignant, incredibly not made up Twitter threads like this on Bluesky

Just realized Lauren Sanchez plays a reporter in Roland Emmerich’s White House Down. When Bezos becomes president, this movie will become required viewing in every school in America.

Unwell!!!

Miranda Sings broke into my home and is demanding that I smoke her out

I feel like a messy bitch on here. Kind of a slay…