yet another homemade version of the love letter card game for my man (if i could get the fucking printer to work) (sneak peek teehee) (hes not online so its okay i can post)

cant believe tim heidecker made the 5x5

Me, to myself, the morning after almost every night out

scrolling bsky discover feed is just “glad this isn’t X” or AI pictures of cats with a million npcs in the replies like “beautiful 🙏” . genuinely riveting.

🤲🪐🌙⭐️

aw man, theres weather outside

literally surface level edgy 101

i am a willing victim 🫡

god i wish that were me

you, me, interpol 🤝

tesco mentioned

ohhh. thanks dad for the music taste

doing mine now and copying you so hard

hallway under construction, my parents house is nice actually sorry mum and dad for the bad press and misleading images

thats right. eat the biscuits. im in charge.

what was i thinking 😔

real, he tried to kill me earlier when I told him to eat his damn biscuits

you understand

i could have been something once

1 whole year now since I discovered the existence of my daughter. This post was brought to u by clearblue.

i prommy!

if u get a cast can i write bad words on it

crisis: local babe can’t catch a fucking break

(Looking at Frenchman's asshole) wow this just like The Substance

got to make sure she’s cultured!

acting out the entire spongebob movie with finger puppets for my daughter