It's so goddamn funny.
A guy expresses the slightest interest in me and I become the most forward and shameless tease.
A lady starts full on petting my head and rubbing me and I'm nervous about if it's ok to lay my head on her chest and asking if everything I do is ok.
Bisexuality is wild.
Yep, that's me. Gotta stop winding up here.
#fursuitfriday
📷: I forget who I handed my phone to to take this
As someone who does *not* get to go to Furcons, but has a lot of friends who do around me, it sounds like this to people like me
"Going to BLT this year? Na, I spent too much on ABC. What about VBM? Is that in the summer? No, that's PKM."
The threads of existence here are coming frayed
Reminder to change your cabin air filter occasionally
My friend got promoted at his construction job and now he has to take a three day course on asbestos and let me tell you I was not prepared for what a construction worker's course on asbestos looks like
A tribute to the King, Charles Schulz. Lucy Van Pelt is sitting in her psychiatry booth, looking depressed. Sitting on a stool next to the booth is Charlie Brown, looking depressed. Instead of the normal text on the front of the booth it reads, ‘Maybe it will happen today’. With the ‘today’ being on a little removable placard.
Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006
Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉
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chris breastfield
Good on ya dude, and wishing you the best with the journey. Even a small change in habits is an accomplishment
For real, ya'll should hit up @capebone.bsky.social for some of these. I'm so distracted by the belly peak this smug wolf is teasing me with that I almost miss the knee hanging bulge he's showing off just below.
Good mental unburdening quit and cancel everything or bad I give up quit and cancel everything?
three doodles of a hyper white wolf. one bust, one chibi with a massive cock, and one fullbody where he poses with a coffee cup in a gray tank top and pair of red boxers.
color pencil warm-up sketchpage for @pyromancer28.bsky.social
Conk out. Friends good. Holy shit I forget how many people I know at this point. Most I've interacted with 3 foot long and over dicks at a con. Fandom good. Legs hurt. Aaaaaaaa
Hate it when that happens first thing in the morning
Very silly #hyper badge made at LVFC by @pooknchukcreations.bsky.social
Oh my God gigantic smelly skunk bulge my beloved
How some of you be acting
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.
It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
Cage free toes
Cage-free toes
I am so jealous of everyone who just has a group they spend their time with at cons. It seems so fun
Everyone I know has disappeared... What do
All dressed and ready
It is Las Vegas time
I would definitely pick up a sketch from ya
vrchat lets you remove your legs for april fools holy shit fucking breakdance on the grave of horizon worlds
hat wolf
More old comms
Gift art from @toothulu.bsky.social
YOU - “I approve of this, very futuristic.” (Tap on the girls kissing.)
Looking for a group of friends that:
Love chocolate
Make bad financial decisions
Own at least one(1) hammer
hat wolf
More old comms
Gift art from @toothulu.bsky.social
