the price will decrease every day until i shit on this manager's desk for twelve dollars
Posts by Elaine 🍊
well the last day at this shithole job is coming up end of this week, and things are bleak yet hopeful
for the price of 392 dollars I will quit my job here and now and put a sponsor message on my letter of resignation. any buyers?
If I wanted to make up a thing to make fun of how Monte Cook designs his games, I couldn't actually come up with anything meaner than "in the Old Gods of Appalachia RPG, you can spend 5+ Speed Points to make a Spin Attack"
a blue rectangle with crossed brown ovals for wings flies in front of a solid green and blue background. its head is purple, with a wide eye, all rendered like a child's crayon drawing. text on it reads: " Ornithopter 0 Artifact Creature — Thopter Flying 0/1 "
Putting together @andy.luckypaper.co 100 ornithopters list in paper, proxying some of it and decided to try and make my own thopter proxy. obnoxious watermarks will not be printed unless i am silly. thanks andy for the inspiration!!!! make more weird art everyone NOW!!!!!!!!!!
A heavily distorted low-poly model of a tree, with a spherical glow. Text surround it reads: "DO YOU BELIEVE THAT?" and "THIS TREE WAS STRAIGHT ONCE." two watermarks in the top-right and bottom-left corners read "E.B. SNAKEBONES."
Been doing more art in Blender lately. Got a weird vibe going that I enjoy.
james sunderland seeing a horrifying mannequin monster: ahhhhhh a monster aaaaahhh I deserve this for killing my wife aaaaah I'm in hell aaaahhhh
hinako seeing a horrifying mannequin monster:
going to start writing reverse mechsploitation where a severely traumatized pilot & her barely-functional mech find themselves cast aside as used up by the empire that brainwashed them & repurposing their mech into an agricultural tool while the pilot is slowly coaxed to heal by her new community
I take a bunch of powders and pills at night for this health thing I have, and I’ve started mixing them all together and calling it “my potion” and imaging I have to drink it to stave off a witch’s curse, and let me tell you: not only does it work, it also makes me respect myself a little less
Tumblr post from macyvermedical: Took me until about halfway through college before I realized "study" means "fplay with the material in a variety of ways until you understand it" and not just "read the assigned chapters and do the homework" and I think that probably should have been discussed at some point prior to that.
A good post from the tumble, esp in regards to anything with art. Studying new concepts and techniques is the most fun when you can do it like a dog chewing and shaking a new toy around until you can rip out the squeaker and run through the house triumphantly going SQUIKSQUIKSQUIKSQUIK
a big developmental milestone for wanderhome was a vision of a melancholy and beautiful post-apocalyptic world, and then i wrote out what i could imagine the "bands of success and failure" were like — when a player takes an action, whats the best case? whats the worst case?
🚨 THE BUNLITH ANIME IS REAL 🚨
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📅 EPISODE 1 is premiering on November 3rd (thats in 5 days!!)
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its like a boardgame because the expansions are all either 10/10 or 0/10
liberate yourself. vector pencil tool drawing with mouse, free transform, rulers off
a couple years ago i contracted with one of subway's ad agencies for a small rotating sandwiches collab that ultimately they decided not to publish and i never did anything with. today feels like a good day to post one of them. here's my favorite subway sandwich, the veggie delight
If companies must tell €2 million fibs, under guidance by platforms, to make crowdfunding work.
Well, then crowdfunding doesn't work.
I know I've hit the appropriate MILF levels because im answering friends texts like they're fucking work emails. this bitch is too busy.
Riker tooting on that boner
The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater
dark souls image with "pussy installed" in a gold font
Ive had the issue of the payments not even showing as received- as if I didn't sell my games at all.
There are like 5 big changes i want to make to this book:
1. Rename the stats
2. New & improved skill list
3. Make alt hp rules the default + redo injuries
4. Dungeon girl style classes
5. Rewrite a lot of the GM stuff, so more bestiary, more dungeons, more travel locations.
"The World of the Dark Crystal" documentary (1983, 1 hour) is available for free on Youtube.
>> www.catsuka.com/breves/2025-...
UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera
In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.
As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
the problem with mechsploitation is that if you turn a girl into a dog that's also an ace pilot you've just succeeded in creating Snoopy
DURF Expanded will go live on Kickstarter in 24 hours! 🔥
www.kickstarter.com/projects/emi...
Any other Queer Games Bundle participants still not seen a goddamn dollar of earnings? Ive sent Itch a few emails about it and heard nothing, honestly losing hope.
Imagine bringing a dry cement powder container out to a job site maybe near a body of water, and having two dozen quad copters scooping up portions of water and cement, mixing them internally and excreting the mixture into a 3d printed lattice
made this ages ago during some discourse and didn't post it. but there's no discourse rn so we can all just laugh, right? >.>
For legal reasons, this is a joke.