moonkist working out in her leopard panties bc duh😛💋

🖤⛓️this is me staying in my lane⛓️🖤

#goddess #allnatural #fit #erotic #noir

😂😘Also did my own earth day post...not a stolen quote from some smart person

😂Now that I'm single and the pockets aren't filled with chapsticks and lipgloss

😂every now and then

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Anybody waking up from their 1999 icebath seeing Trump as a two term Presididn't and Infowars as gay-agenda driven fascist pop satire is gonna need to take a hot minute

"There are no passengers on Spaceship Earth. We are all crew."

~Philosopher Marshall McLuhan

neither good cop nor bad cop but a secret third thing (mid cop)

date someone who wears cargo shorts so they can carry around the turkey legs at the ren faire

Million dollar idea:

A Pez dispenser, but for Pringles

Help me hit 75 shares on this post ⬇️ so I can announce a winner for my giveaway.

Everyone that shares will be entered in for a chance to win a $20 spa package 📦

I am cracking up, I have been hosting this FREE giveaway where all you have to do is SHARE my pinned post, nothing else.

I just asked for 75 shares, I can't seem to get there.

I didn't think 75 was a huge number but proving for me to be impossible.

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😂This would have been my exwife's favorite

Pick your 5th Ninja Turtle:

Limoncello

Woohoo

😂😂😂low-key was hoping for a telescope or microscope vision enhancement

Curiously you can only see half as well with 2 contacts in your eye

😂I got it on 6 but looked exactly like your board guess 2-5

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Backyard garter snake, chilling on the deck step

A serpent most foul

Comic page , text says ‘only change will save us’ a women mid transformation into a werewolf

Happy werewolf Wednesday, freaks

Denmark and France bans Microsoft products from all public offices.

One way to reign in the tech incels 😏

Add food to a movie

"When Harry Met Salad"

When the devs pipe up

If you do nothing more than observe the size of the average American commuter vehicle, it becomes really hard to feel sorry for anyone complaining about the price of gas.

You don't get to choose to drive oversized, overpowered geometry and have all of society subsidize the fuel it requires to move.

Post something funny enough, and I will send it to one of my teenage nephews or nieces

just got to the samurai boss, what should I play?