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I'm more surprised the birds know how to work a computer or phone to be able to be on the site in the first place, but frankly I don't care that much about it. I don't interact much in the first place, so...

Yeah I don't have any signs of corrosion or anything like that. The reason the anxiety thing is there is because I got too used to the birds constantly screaming over any little thing that the corresponding silence began to feel wrong. I tried substituting it before with white noise, didn't work.

Yeah. I suppose there's always the poor fucks stuck with Today's Shy Look's gift, or Smile's gift or something. and EGO wise, as you can tell, I'm pretty much fucked. Seriously I can't take this thing off anymore because it actually stresses me the hell out without it on nowadays.

Oh, that one's chill. I thought it was Parasite Tree. And to put it simply; the EGO Gift. Snow Queen also stuck me with their own thing, but that one at least looks cool. Parasite Tree just makes me look like some bootleg Zelda character and I hate it.

Which Tree. If it's the one I think it is I still have unfinished business with them for making me look like a complete dumbass.

What the hell is a nemling and why have I been staring at it for the past 30 minutes

I don't "have" to do a lot of things. I just choose to annoy you guys sometimes, especially bird, for fun. But yeah I'll piss off about it, for now at least.

You said the magic words so I won't do it this time.

@judgmentbird.bsky.social I know this was you. And I'm still going to hide cameras in Carmesi's bedroom for the next time this happens to make bank off of it.

...I feel what I said still applies.

Yeah figured thats what would happen. You should make sure to stick to EGO outfits people actually peer review you being capable of wearing instead of jumping straight to ALEPH gear so this doesn't become a repeat issue.

That's still pretty bad, all I'm saying is to just, yaknow, use caution. If you get too far gone we're likely gonna have to put you down or something and that'd be hard for a good number of us, both physically and mentally, alright?

The fact you treat effective assimilation casually is concerning. But whatever I'm not The Manager, if it's a problem it's on them for being a fucking idiot for trusting someone with equipment they shouldn't have.

ALEPH gear ain't easy to use at the start, yaknow. There's a reason only some of the best employees get to use it. the corrosion risks are no joke.

I wouldn't trust this guy, personally. But hey thats just cuz The City is full of double-crossin' scumbags who are all looking for an easy way up the ranks or an easy way to make quick cash.

Yep, that's the three idiots themselves alright. I do have a SOMEWHAT soft spot for them, but I can't tell if it's due to Twilight or if I just slowly liked seeing the birds around as time went on.

Oi, you heard her the first time, the answer was she had no cash to give, and no to the blessing.

They *are* a complete fucking idiot, but whatever. Whatever you decide to be partners with isn't my concern as long as it's not something extremely fucked up.

Jeez I make a single comment and start a whole fuss, huh.

You say that now but trust me, it'll come into use one way or another.

Look I'm not a doctor so im not gonna ask about it. For all I know it's Schrodinger's cloaca.

I don't see how that changes anything.

Cloaca in your case.

Go for it, no real reason not to.

If I have to explain why 1 billion lions can't beat 1 of every abnormality; let alone a singular one, to my crew again I'm GOING to scream.

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My honest response

No, no marriage.

I don't *have* a "Bird-like" Soul. I just have three birds in my head that make constant noise.

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To the folks who wanna interact with me a bit, Got around to setting up a little strawpage of mine. Feel free to ask me whatever on there, or doodle or whatever. I'll check it out during the slower days or when I have nothing to do.