Educational smart cages for your junk where you have to complete increasingly complex math problems on a little display to unlock it. You could call it the cuckulator
in unrelated news HOW'S 420 GOING FOR EVERYONE 😶🌫️
Bluetooth sex toys that remotely control your entire neighborhood's power grid. When you come there's a 50% chance of causing a major blackout and everyone hates you
I have good ideas, fund it
I struggled with that myself for years, and I am very grateful to the folks who were patient with me through all of that, lol
or in some cases admitting to themselves that they're into some virtual representation of [whatever] after resisting and scorning it because it's seemingly too transgressive, even if it all takes place in the mind's eye alone
Because furry's been around for a generation-plus now, some of the scandals are essentially repeating with the young crowd as folks embark on that "fraught relationship with adult furry material" arc that seems to end up with them either leaving or making peace with it
Wing-it rough sketch for Stripe
Wing-it rough for Fingers
Honest question: does knowing about things like the artist's sex life (their orientation, intimate relationships, kinks, etc) have any impact, positive or negative, on how you appreciate their art? How so?
I know this could be a can of worms but I'm curious anyway, lol
Boners
I really liked the part where Bedtime Buck said "it's bedtime time"
But what if having an app-managed dongus is my kink
It's like the e-version of a chastity cage
Hey they just released a new update to sex. Yeah the new version is gonna be an app-only because too many people were bypassing the ads and paid purchases, and they're looking to make it illegal to jailbreak your cock. Not in the fun way, either. Sorry.
I've been wanting to make a Piñata West form for a while and was *cough* inspired to do so recently
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since it's the April Fool's day, how about I give you the Goth Rebellious BLanca? :3
Opening wing-it comms! Like the title says, the theme for this round is "Spring," and associated concepts — nature, flowers, Easter, Spring Break, that sort of thing. It can be SFW or NSFW. $50 off the usual price if your wing-it request uses the theme! 25 slots, signups here: tally.so/r/w7kaEz
When is your OC noisiest
a) climaxing
b) demanding to see the manager
c) equal
d) quiet for both
e) a + b, they want to bang the manager
I regret nothing
It Has No Mouth And I Must Cream
...no Jonas don't actually post that oops too late
If you want a wing-it, signups are here: tally.so/r/w7kaEz
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qgoat form when
Jonas's advice for writing adult fiction: strive to craft erotic works that will piss off and/or embarrass whoever they hire to read the audiobook version
sometimes, sexy things that aren't real are sexy BECAUSE they aren't real
