I mean….isn’t he facing 2 decades in The Clink?

VOTE NORM

a man in a cowboy hat is holding a cell phone in his hand and says `` 10-4-1 , good buddy ! '' Alt: Bandit Putting That Hammer Down

Old ladies in Omaha blow midsize SUVs into a the lobbies of Village Inns or through brick exterior walls of bowling alleys at least a half dozen times a year while attempting to put them in park. Don’t need a lot of run up to trash some shit when you accidentally Put That Hammer Down.

Hometown Hero: The Small-Town Pitcher Who Reached MLB YouTube video by Press Box Chronicles with Jeff Pearlman

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd9A...

a man in a pink dress is touching the face of another man . ALT: a man in a pink dress is touching the face of another man .

Kris Latang?

And that a booster wasn’t necessary. He advised against it.

I’m 47. My Primary said my generation got “The Good One”.

“SAY PHARISEE ONE MORE TIME, I DARE YOU. I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU…”

Ah nuts….thanks for straightening me out there. Are you aware if there is some sort of database for players in the background of cards? Or is it all detective work for everybody?

1956 Topps Bill Sarni Cameo. You can find a beater for less than $5.

Look at these soggy dipshits in my VERY IN THE CITY (Omaha) job parking lot last week.

A marvel of evolution.

My econo-club faithfully LOCKING DOWN my 2004 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited

Ask away, amigo.

All he really needs to do is start dressing in black and going by “Eldrick”.

My grandparents in Omaha have a boiler for heat in their basement that has been there since 1904. Still rocks. Gas washer/dryer/oven/stove (installed in 1964) still rock.

They’ve gone through 167 window unit air conditioners since 1985.

Prince Paul and Automator made me the model I am today
Wasn't for Prince Paul and Automator i would be modeling in Albania or some Balkan country....

hi, tesla expert here! this is not funny, teslas only do this when they're in extreme distress.

Friend, I live in Omaha and I saw a Tesla Dumpster THIS WEEK and I swear to god this blurry picture says fucking “BITCOIN” behind the rusty-ass trailer hitch on the plate.

You want the other option, amigo?!

I remember reading some metal magazine back in the day and they asked James if Lars was the best drummer in the world and he’s all “Man, Lars isn’t even the best drummer in Metallica”

YOU FUCKING KNOW YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT THIS.

That Ken Hobbs fella really could have been something big, man.

I still Ask Jeeves.

The first acting scene he ever shot for a movie was the bar scene in 48 hours. “There’s a new sheriff in town…”

Really hit the ground running.

Oh shit….Dude is either whacking 2 dongs tomorrow or I’ll be giving him the business from The Berm in Omaha on Saturday.

Once you get over the hump of the first week you become invincible.

I mean, it’s 100% more than I donated. Good on him.

See, this is the rub. I do the same shit whenever I hear somebody say the moon landing was staged. Undercut it with “You think the moon is real?”

Solid work, amigo.

Both Ty Cobbs are bat-shit crazy, but the living one kind of has a point…