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Posts by Mystery Ape

fortunately not, i was just thinking about what a travesty it would be if it happened

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See you at the conurbation later?

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I Play Chicken - Owensboro Texas Roadhouse Line Dance
I Play Chicken - Owensboro Texas Roadhouse Line Dance YouTube video by ez2cme

I put a video I took of an allegedly traditional British sword dance into my family group chat and received this in return www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi3Q...

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Alfred Kubin, 'The Creature from Mars,' 1906

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it's illegal not to pet my cat if he requests petting from you

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in light of his recent posts i have decided to cancel my upcoming fellowship at colin drumm's walled compound

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whom shall I speak today?
Brothers are mean,
The friends of today do not love.
To whom shall I speak today?
Hearts are greedy,
Everyone robs his comrade's goods.
To whom shall I speak today?
Kindness has perished,
Insolence assaults everyone.
-"A Dialogue Between Self and Soul,"
Twelfth Dynasty, c. 1991-1778 BC

whom shall I speak today? Brothers are mean, The friends of today do not love. To whom shall I speak today? Hearts are greedy, Everyone robs his comrade's goods. To whom shall I speak today? Kindness has perished, Insolence assaults everyone. -"A Dialogue Between Self and Soul," Twelfth Dynasty, c. 1991-1778 BC

Incredible piece of Ancient Egyptian Literature
#booksky 💙📚

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Opinion | Measles Took My Daughter. This Is What I Want Everyone to Know.

ikyk but www.nytimes.com/2026/04/21/o...

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sorry accidentally unfollowed you trying to click this lol. i wish this had really happened

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reconstruction of the vehicle the child and her family were in, with bullet holes marked and numbered.

reconstruction of the vehicle the child and her family were in, with bullet holes marked and numbered.

Memorial to the killing of Hind Rajab currently in Edinburgh. After they shot her family, they also killed the paramedics who arrived on the scene to help her. www.aljazeera.com/news/2024/6/...

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gary's come in with his fur up. wonder who's out there

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on the upside as regards income, i met a guy at the farewell party for the milton keynes brewdog who says he can make an nft of my labia and he'll only take a 10% cut

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there should be an app that matches you with potential friends based on how much spare time and money you have

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i'm the only person in my friend groups trying to get other stuff going on top of a full time job and who also doesn't have much disposable income, so i'm having to participate less and less and it feels bad, particularly at the advent of another summer

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joanna scanlan was so good in the thick of it

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therapist: i understand you have trouble rapping with sisters [Black women].

therapist: i understand you have trouble rapping with sisters [Black women].

reminiscing about when i was in school & this was in the text for multicultural counseling skills class where the scenario is the white therapist is building rapport with a Black patient having relationship troubles

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Recruiters sure love chatgpt don't they

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Grey and white Gary cat sitting on a green lawn under a budleia bush

Grey and white Gary cat sitting on a green lawn under a budleia bush

They love to relax under vegetation

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Is anyone else planning on getting eeped tonight?

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Lol I was just about to tag her @smelting.bsky.social

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I was thinking earlier about what counts as slop. Perhaps the rice-matter is too heterogeneous? An open question

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The Columbine massacre was on this date in 1999. Instead of energizing our country to get gun violence under control, it kicked off a new normal. One of the best explanations ever of journalism's destructive impact on mass shootings came from Roger Ebert in his review of Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant.”

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Slop meal = looks basic, texture is on the broad slop spectrum, tastes good

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Vegetable egg fried rice looking meal

Vegetable egg fried rice looking meal

🚨Slop meal alert 🚨 kimchi egg fried rice with broccoli and mushrooms and a little bit of gochujang/soy/sugar/sesame sauce

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Does anyone know why blue sky is inserting these pictures into posts

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If we used to be really close, I will check what’s going on, but only once. After that I’ll continue to believe their behaviour over whatever they’ve said on the subject

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At this point in my life if someone repeatedly gives mixed signals friendship-wise, only wants me for emotional support & doesn’t otherwise engage, is flaky for a sustained amount of time, etc, I just stop replying. If they care they’ll ask why. Maybe this is bad but it’s made things more peaceful

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Garynormativity is when everyone is expected to be obsessed with my cat. And its good for society

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