Not yet.

Wishing a happy Brian’s Hat Day to all who celebrate.

THUNDER

It’s been a rough day, go ahead and eat some cheese in your underwear.

My three-year-old was watching the president's address when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why can't I understand what the nice orange man is saying?" And when I told her "Because America elected a narcissistic sociopath in steep cognitive decline," she started crying.

I was just thinking about you the other day when we went to Monkey Island.

a man in a suit is smoking a cigarette while sitting at a table ALT: a man in a suit is smoking a cigarette while sitting at a table

Cyclone All-American Joshua Jefferson helped off the court, unable to put any weight on his left leg. #MarchMadness

a woman is sitting in front of a laptop and says it 's sented ! please come back ! Alt: A clip from Modern Family in which Gloria is sitting in front of a laptop and says "It's sended! Please come back!"

I recalled a message in Outlook today and it actually worked. I feel like I should win some sort of prize for that.

SF - $5.60

Love not having a car.

That’s what preferred driver tiers and safe-driver discounts are for. Insurance is still risk pooling, and CA limits how finely companies can sort people. Even good drivers crash sometimes.

What’s the thing you always pick up because you think you might be out of it, only to discover you have multiple already at home.

Me? Toothbrushes

And soon comes North Korea and Iran, et al with their own AI attacking everything under the sun. Soon after non state terrorist actors. Seems only aliens may be able to save us from ourselves.

There must be so many NextDoor posts tonight. #fireworks #cny

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This dog shelter burned down, and they lost a few of the dogs. Help them out with emergency care and temporary housing.

A screenshot of windows netmeeting

Would never ask you to verify your age

I wonder what Dollar-ita guy is up to.

Let’s pick one of the busiest weeks of the year to do construction on Sacramento street. Super awesome trying to take the 1 when it’s now stuck in the construction, blocking everything behind it. No notes. #Muni

Earthquake

I stress out about it.

I'M A BETTER CHRISTIAN THAN ANY TRUMP SUPPORTER AND I'M AN ATHEIST

Bill Melugin @BillMelugin_ NEW: Since yesterday's deadly shooting in MN, I've talked to more than half a dozen federal sources involved immigration enforcement, including several in senior positions, who all tell me they have grown increasingly uneasy & frustrated w/ some of the claims & narratives DHS pushed in the aftermath of the shooting. Specifically, I'm told there is extreme frustration with DHS officials going on TV and putting out statements claiming that Alex Pretti was intending to conduct a "massacre" of federal agents or wanted to carry out "maximum damage", even after numerous videos appeared to show those claims were inaccurate. While they say it was a terrible decision to show up with a gun and inject himself into a federal law enforcement operation, there is no indication Pretti was there to murder law enforcement, as videos appear to show he never drew his holstered firearm. These sources say this messaging from DHS officials has been catastrophic from a PR and morale perspective, as it is eroding trust and credibility - comparing it to when Democrats falsely claimed the border was closed or that Haitians were being whipped at the border. Some of these sources have described DHS’ response to the shooting as “a case study on how not to do crisis PR”, one said they are so “fed up” that they wish they could retire, another said “DHS is making the situation worse”, and another added that “DHS is wrong” and “we are losing this war, we are losing the base and the narrative." These sources all believe this is going to end up being what they call a “bad shoot”, a “shitty” situation that happened in seconds where agents likely heard “gun!”, then the disarmed firearm may have had an accidental discharge that spooked the agents, and they shot. The agents do not have the luxury of multiple slow motion angles - and had to make split second decisions. All of the sources support the mass deportation agenda, but have serious hesitations about the way it is …

Bill Melugin of Fox News may be the best-sourced journalist within ICE and CBP. If he's hearing this, the administration has a real problem.

I love that the cookie dough people just threw their hands up and said, “Fine. We’ll change up the recipe. Just eat it raw. We don’t care anymore.”

Current Pope would NOT be a Seahawks fan.

I wish Muni could just plow through the cars that are blocking the box.

Look. I don't need an AI-powered litter box.

@schumer.senate.gov @schiff.senate.gov @padilla.senate.gov

What the fuck, guys?

#LastFourWatched