This is my exact flavor of neurodivergence. The best strategy I've found is Just Start Doing Something, without regard to priority. Good luck ❤️‍🩹

I will never tire of Freeman-narrated dinosaur content

"I don't have no trouble wit you fuckin' me, but I have a little problem wit you not fuckin' me"

Nailed it

Oof 💔

Someone said of soup, "oh you've hidden my food in water? I will find it anyway."

Underrated cheese full stop

I know it's a small thing, but the way rate "change" always means increase fills me with rage. I don't expect rates to go down, I'm an adult and I'm going to find out anyway, just say increase.

One gains a tolerance to Lucky Charms such that ever larger bowls, and eventually multiple bowls, are needed for the same rush

I will strive to meet the synergistic ceiling

The Jetsons lied to us

And I will again!

AWESOME!!

Extremely normal way to position your hands

Attention kinky people of Seattle: it is now nettle season 😈

This healed me. Thank you.

I know the recipe you're dealing with here 😒

A History of Ketchup YouTube video by Tasting History with Max Miller

youtu.be/iWlqxGQXZx8?...

A hack I used to use to punkify businesswear was to use a seam ripper to open the collar edge, fray it attractively, then sew it back down with the frayed edge out. Can also be done on pockets. Subtly makes basic jackets more interesting & edgier.

Even from an evopsych perspective our species' ability to cooperate (i.e. care what other people think) is more advantageous than anything goal-directed behavior has produced.

Anything ANYTHING to avoid saying vulva

I would do terrible things to obtain this television

Bluesky flagged the image thumbnail from a charity fundraising page as “adult content” (it was not). This is a placeholder so you'll see this post in a world of digital censorship. We're honestly really annoyed we have to do this. Help us educate through this hostile climate.

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Rax out here just giving away the answer to the big question, fellas

I think the broccoli haircut is adorable

Why would you talk about French toast that way

This dog is all of us (me)

Agreed! Drop us some recs

My first thought upon reading this was "That's a great idea for my tombstone"