I voted for this! (He’s actually my Mayor!) 🥰

At least one of the hospitals here added back trans healthcare (could be more this is off the top of my head) and he created an office to fight for LGBTQIA+ community. He appointed an openly trans woman to lead that office. Both are a first for NYC.

He quoted Jadakiss in his inaugural address 😂😂

I’m sure the City workers who are skilled finished the job properly

“Constituent service is very important” and it’s Zohran saying hi to geese. We are healing

I’ll do my best lol

Same. I’m waiting on pins and needles

Singing My Girl the way the baseball gods intended it

There’s always that one guy…..

There was an absolute KING in Section 111 at the Mets game, heckling Ozuna for being a wife beater. After the game I told him I hope his pillow is cold tonight

Two 13 year old girls at a sleepover:

“He’s so cute! What did he say about me?”

Only it’s Trump asking a billionaire about @mayor.nyc.gov

It’s from a video on his TikTok. It’s not hard to find 😂

The comments are lacking Mets fans cause we all had this photo saved from last season when he was at the game.

And none of you realize this was taken last dinner during his campaign 😂

I don’t think anyone will be celebrating

At this point, can NYC just become its own country? The Republic of Mamdanistan, if you will.

I have a way with words 😂

“Our sometimes delusional belief that this is the year.”

The parade down the Cannon of Heroes will be lit if the Mets can keep their shit together

Send this to a small business who deserves all the funds.

Applications are open for the NYC Future Fund: a loan program with affordable, flexible financing for seasonal and growing small businesses.

Apply now at nyc.gov/futurefund

London, England. Though Ontario sounds nice.

a cartoon of a woman sitting at a table with a blood pressure thermometer behind her . ALT: a cartoon of a woman sitting at a table with a blood pressure thermometer behind her .

Less than two weeks until baseball joins politics in raising my blood pressure

I really need to go back to London

Truly elegant

Honestly the NYC subplot is the flex everyone thinks it is

Outside my coffee shop.
Random woman: Juan Soto loves that you’re a Mets fan

Me: I love Soto back!

(I spot a Yankee fan standing there)

Me, patting his arm: Awww sorry Yankee fan, Soto is ours now
😂 #Brooklyn #NYC

I have to assume you’re a bot cause how did you miss this yesterday? It’s all over social media

NY attorney general demands hospital resume gender-affirming treatment for trans youth New York Attorney General Letitia James is ordering NYU Langone to resume providing gender-affirming care for transgender patients under the age of 19.

His AG is on it.

apnews.com/article/nyu-...

I love when I mute a MAGA on that other app, knowing they are now screaming into the void of my mentions.