Dinner with the fam

Send this to my brother who replies "Nothing more authentic than an emotion scheduled for 3.35pm"

What happens in the Poodle Room stays in the Poodle Room

All poultices are local

Remember that guy who treated me like garbage, torpedoed my career, thinks I'm fat and stupid, and had me cash in my values and dignity for no reward? Let me tell you how awesome he is

Him and lawnmower kid

DO I CONTRADICT MYSELF? VERY WELL THEN I CONTRADICT MYSELF

What is this if not a desperate cry for help

Come Out and Play

Right?

If he doesn’t sue, it’s because he’s a coward.

YOU HEARD ME KASH

*Palantir execs trying to explain their glorious vision so we’ll invite them inside*

Tubthumping

A large white waterfowl with orange feet stands in front of a door. On the door is a cardboard sign secured with tape that reads, "DO NOT LET THE DUCK IN." Adding insult to injury, I think the duck might be a goose.

Whatever you do,

Benjamin, you *are* big.

It’s the replies that got small.

What kind of motherfreakin’ bullstuff is this

Not enough ruffles, there’s your problem

Okay, is nothing from the meetings private anymore? Who’s talking with Buckley about the Judeo-Mason blood rituals? I’M LOOKING AT YOU, KEVIN

Butch and Sundance

Franklin (L), Washington (R) defeating the British

My course evals coming in

Little Edie, Grey Gardens

What if you wore it on your head, Little Edie style

You’re going to dinner with fascists? Great, here’s how to accessorize

I don’t even think there’s any design - they are all just thirsty for attention, and understand how to get a fix.

A photo of a print NYT headline saying the strait is open next to an IPhone NYT headline saying it’s closed

Schrödinger’s Strait of Hormuz

who are these people who want all the smart devices? i want all my shit lobotomized.

Cinematic fail? NO. This is legendary, bro 100% remembers and talks about this.

My dog has a complicated relationship with À la recherche du temps perdu

Jame Gumb

Seeking Victim Information in SantaCon Investigation | Federal Bureau of Investigation The FBI’s New York Division is seeking to identify potential victims of Stefan Pildes, who organized and operated the annual SantaCon event in New York City, from at least 2019 to present. Pildes was ...

Asking New Yorkers if they’ve been personally victimized by Santacon is very funny actually www.fbi.gov/how-we-can-h...

These fuckin chuds

Naming your biology LLM after Rosalind Franklin is… hell is not hot enough