Can Dick Such be the pitching coach?

I don't know who this person is, but 31 is a nobody. 0 is a guy who might make a play in space, but could also juggle a swing pass into a pick six, could go either way.

No! He got into Princeton! Princeton can use a guy like Joel!

I like it when he tries to fight Dawn Staley.

How the West Was Won is such a dirge, I love it.

I invite every player agent and NBA media person (except the Dunker Spot) complaining about the 65-game awards thresholds to go fucking cry, make some tea, and write a journal entry to process their feelings.

Who do you like better, Chappell Roan or Chapel Hill?

Little baby graceful crab on an orange sea pen

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Red rock crab carrying her brood of eggs. They're close to hatching but not quite yet.

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Conflict of interest since I cover the team with my tweets.

The only ones I ever randomly think about are Moonlight and Nomadland.

Would you consider representing me pro bono? I could compensate you with fire tweets.

I had it first.

All those so-called Heat "fans" saying the Heat front office is washed look pretty dumb now that Bam scored 83 points.

I'D RATHER BE THE SIXERS

Eating the leftovers while watching Bam go for 84 tonight.

Guys, made a pizza stew last night and it was absolutely amazing!

I see a lot of complaining about the Heat front office on the timeline, and I am proud that Deuces Podcast is the only outlet reporting possible solutions.

I do think it is time for new decision makers in the Heat organization, and I think their first call should be to Rich Cho, and if he turns them down quickly pivot to Gar Forman.

Latest Deuces Podcast reporting on the Giannis trade rumors.

I like Coach Taylor.

Who is the greatest Nicaraguan basketball player of all-time? Joakim Noah?

I had just been to Yosemite about a year before the movie came out, which is why it was on my radar. It is mind-boggling to think a human being would even try to do what he did, let alone succeed...Have you ever seen the movie Meru? That is another good one.

Yes, he's the wise old park ranger at Yosemite who tells Alex Honnold it's a bad idea to free solo El Capitan, but on the morning of the ascent, does a switch 'em up on the Yosemite switchboard so that the authorities can't catch him before he gets up the wall.

It's fantastic, I watched it in a theater, and 3 or 4 times at home.

I didn't know there was some Alex Honnold stunt going on, but have you ever seen the movie about him? I think it's called Free Solo? It's bananas, I love it.

I have no idea who the first guy is, but I think the second one is Colin Farrell in makeup for one of the comic book movies, right?

In the hunt!

I am going to Japan to block this account in person.

I don't think Dan Akroyd is in Zatoichi.