of course a spay abort isn't an option to my religious mom

jesus Christ my mom's outdoor cat, who is less than a year old, IS pregnant

girl whatever. I'm back in bed

yesterday my sister got a beta fish off Facebook marketplace and they gave him to her in a McDonald's cup

I'm so frustrated. I've been clocked in for an hour but entirely locked out of everything except for the internet. none of my passwords are working. sent an email to my manager and she's been entirely unhelpful. do you want me to work today?? I will gladly go back to bed.

why does IT keep doing things that make everything worse. I can't sign into my email or teams now

what is going on

all good now btw

starting to think im having a bad reaction to the cortisone shot I had Friday. maybe it is causing high eye pressure ?

is this a migraine or am I going blind or am I going to pass out or do I have a tumor or a detached retina or am I maybe hungry

hey so if my vision has been smokey for the past couple of hours what does that mean

thought about tossing them in the air fryer but I fear that's too much work for what's supposed to be fast and easy food!

we some little guys and we easily pleasable

I filled the dishwasher and now I have to lay down even tho there are other chores to be done. luckily laundry can be folded while I sit, but I don't quite have the energy for even that. I try not to complain about my disabilities all the time but oh boy is it difficult

ugh I want to take a bath but last time I tried to get out by myself I blacked out and my wife won't be home for a couple more hours

whoops accidentally shut down for a full hour

can't hurt. unfortunately most jobs do just ghost 😞

I love lesbians and weed

I wish french fries stayed warm for more than 3 minutes

thank you !!! I hope so too but I'm also letting them kinda do whatever

tamodachi life Obama with the text box "I uhh, I want to be friends with harry styles"

also made Obama

I love weed and lesbians

"can you lock the fuck in" meme with dan and phil both wearing cowboy hats. dan is wearing a white one with dangly things hanging off the rim and phil's is pink with a crown.

dan and phil making disturbed faces at each other with the "can you lock the fuck in" speech bubble above them

dan and phil standing next to eachother giving the camera the middle finger with a "can you lock the fuck in" speech bubble above them

dan and phil's iconic apple store photo with a "can you lock the fuck in" speech bubble above them

i didnt like the lock in dnp images i could find online so i made some myself, enjoy

we must not forget that the criminalisation of cannabis is rooted in racism !!

why is the universe trying to ruin 4/20 for me

working on weed day should not be allowed

also their servers are all still down so we have no access to the VPN, any files not saved directly to the computer, and the order entry system. but surely blocking shopping websites as a retailer will help

oh my god. they blocked shopping websites on my company computer. including ebay. which is my whole job

Nintendo switch with tomodachi life. miku is choosing who she's in love with between long edward and harry styles. my cat is in the background

oh miku ,,,

you've gar to be kidding me

got out of the bathtub and blacked out a little