Good luck to you!

Gonna call that cursed

At the no news is good news stage. Fingers crossed y'all

Excellent. Or Bergen County not being able to get Yankees games

You have an eating disorder! You are already weak! Drink Water! Take it Slow!

for fucks sake my mom is in the hospital in El Paso with heat stroke. She has a barely controlled eating disorder. Never thought I might be straight up angry at a parent for dying, but if worse comes to worse here, this would test it.

Politics and the English Language remains GOATed though

What a thin-skinned doofus

I suspect I know why, but I don't want to speculate

about fuckin' time. Mets Win!

Way to redeem yourself!

fuck's sake Vientos

Ah I see it is the cursed by injury kind of Mets season

Unfortunately

Undergrad (Vassar): Has never sponsored a football team

No. Team is absolutely rudderless without Soto

The extra 4-5% you describe probably only gets you from 51 to 54 (+IA, TX, and NE). The extra 4-5 on top of that gets you to 58 maybe

Not dear Nana

The team is doing a fine job all by themselves

The trains run the same

You need to switch direction around 10:00 on a mets home game weeknight, see if the thing freaks out

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

I was hoping I could help propel Vassar to the physical institution that never sponsored a football team title, but alas PTKU shall get my money

A handsome man with a glorious bushy brown beard

@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social

61.00 + plus fees to PTKU for Vassar Khalj's points total in their only game against D1 competition in Men's Basketball this past season.

Photo by Schizoform on Flickr of a Brown Thrasher glaring at the photographer. A speech bubble from the bird says: You want to try me? They don't call me "thrasher" for nothing. Text on graphic says Unsolicited Bird Fact: Brown Thrashers face a lot of nest predators so they defend their nest vigorously. They are known to chase and even strike potential predators- sometimes hard enough to draw blood. These mockingbird relatives have been observed going after snakes, cats, dogs and humans.

Did you ask for a bird fact? No, but you're getting one whether you like it or not. 🪶

I did through the power of 2 hour nap

The Masters bird sounds may be recorded on site, but they are not being transmitted live

Whether I avoid vomiting remains to be seen

What genius put sunflower seeds in their streusel topping? Thanks for almost making me dig out an epipen at 10:30 on a Monday

In terms of iconic hockey hits, that's up there with some of those Scott Stevens ones from the late 90s Devils