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Posts by Plouf de Phoque @ Furcationland

it just lifts my heart to feel heard. thanks, ICE lawyer. 💜

10 hours ago 3836 825 78 91

Every single one of them needs to be permanently blacklisted from federal employment, with negative references to the police departments they inevitably get hired at

And that's while the investigations and prosecutions get going

2 hours ago 150 27 10 1

I thought this was @theonion.com, holy shit.

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The children yearn for COBOL.

4 hours ago 10 4 1 0
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Me, having a stroke: call the ambulunz

You: are you having a stroke?

Me: by docgo, the ambulunz

6 hours ago 794 172 18 11
A scan from Mobygames of the sweet letter like cover to the JPN OG version, complete with stamps

A scan from Mobygames of the sweet letter like cover to the JPN OG version, complete with stamps

A sweet natured anniversary today: Dōbutsu no Mori aka Animal Forest aka Animal Crossing. Released in Japan 25 years ago for N64. 💜

I've only lightly dabbled with Animal Crossing, mostly the GC and Wii games.

Do you have a particular favourite AC game, peeps? Any stories to share?

17 hours ago 173 31 14 17

Strengths: works well under pressure

Weaknesses: doesn’t work otherwise

1 day ago 83 14 0 0

also it's been a month so I must reiterate, the Dick Driller 9000 is real and it can hurt you

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4 months ago 28 3 7 3
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I'm so glad to have such lovely people in my life ❤️ #FurcationLand

Conveniently sorted by height: @yoji.ro waff @zenshep.bsky.social @metaderg.bsky.social Good Boy @galefrostbane.bsky.social

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Is this a hack of The Adventures of Willy Beamish?

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Pets! <3

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It was a ton of fun, and full of good times with friends (you included)! I'm so happy, I don't want to drive back home!

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Not even close. But you know what? I'm having more fun than I ever imagined.

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There's a rise in furries saying they can't go to a con because they don't have a fursuit.

And I've seen countless profiles say things like "I don't have a fursona because I can't afford a fursuit or art."

Oh my sweet summer children, your imagination is your fursona.
A fursuit is a luxury.

6 days ago 675 243 45 54

You really are!

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Adults in charge: the trouble is, little boys just don't like girls
Little boys: I love Rumi and Bluey and Elsa and Ms Rachel and the Lionesses and my friends and
Adults in charge: EW. NO. You're supposed to be a chauvinist by now. Probably because of phones.

3 days ago 1295 208 10 16

I once saw an interview with some studio flack who was saying “the problem is, movies about female superheroes just don’t do well at the box office” while seated in front of two enormous posters for FROZEN and THE HUNGER GAMES

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Honestly yes, the vibes have been so damn good!

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Lomography definitely sources some of its films from InovisCoat. For instance, their Babylon 13 is Wolfen DN21 (as identified by edge markings).

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Two panel comic. Panel 1: a digital kiosk at the entrance of a parking garage with a dispensed ticket. The screen display reads: PLEASE TAKE TICKET BELOW. Panel 2: a T-Rex is sticking its little arm out the window of its partially opened car door, trying to reach the ticket.

Two panel comic. Panel 1: a digital kiosk at the entrance of a parking garage with a dispensed ticket. The screen display reads: PLEASE TAKE TICKET BELOW. Panel 2: a T-Rex is sticking its little arm out the window of its partially opened car door, trying to reach the ticket.

4 days ago 15702 3062 151 203
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Pay up, nerd ~ ✨️😈

📸 : @phoque.ing

#ShinySaturday
#SqueakySaturday

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Funding NASA is funding this planet‘s near and long-term health. You think solar power just appeared? GPS? Weather prediction? Battery tech? Most aspects of the microcontroller? Velcro? Space sciences are planetary sciences!

4 days ago 465 167 5 5
Artemis II capsule floating in the ocean. it has 5 red floaties attached.

Artemis II capsule floating in the ocean. it has 5 red floaties attached.

SPACE BALLS!

4 days ago 67 9 3 0

congratulations to the Artemis crew (and team) for a successful splashdown and for inventing the most complex way to travel from Florida to California. there's a boat involved, too

4 days ago 146 24 5 1

Omg where'd you go?

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As the father of a middle schooler I have seen the rebellion against AI forming there — even using “that’s AI, bro,” not indicating something is literally AI, but that something is metaphorically so — it’s sus, it’s bullshit, it’s bad weird

6 days ago 5222 972 46 105

It was. 🥴

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6x7 provia shots of lvfc pools

4 days ago 143 30 10 0

And neither can I! 😳🔥

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It was edible but disappointing.

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