Surprised it wasn't old, black, and shriveled.
Posts by Jacob
I hear Mars is lovely this time of year.
4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day.
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
Mass General Hospital is mandating masks again. One of the finest hospitals in the world.
Take that as you will.
That's probably why it's gotten so far away from the cracker!
Remember
Occasional reminder that there’s no, “it’s too late, its over” for anthropogenic climate change. Every molecule of CO2 that doesn’t go into the atmosphere makes a difference. Preventing 0.1 degree of warming makes a difference. Every bit of climate resilience we build together makes a difference.
Working on the emergency planning program from FEMA with my scouts. Bumped to the top of our schedule: fire emergencies and pandemics. 🤢
Would be nice to live through fewer of the main episodes of history for a while and more of the ad breaks
Good advice, always remember to avoid the bites ends!
My second grader's class just did the constitution and how to pass a law, I can guarantee you they would do a better job.
Got my car stuck in front of the school trying to drop kiddo off. I don't know how I'm going to pick her up this afternoon if I can't park because of the snow.
a collage of nine photos of a gray bully pup wearing an increasing number of polka-dotted party hats from one to nine.
This is Maisy. She gets an additional party hat for each birthday, and she just turned nine. 13/10 may this tradition go on forever
I don't think the cheese is in the same room as the cracker anymore.
He's lucky they're not all upside down.
My monitor was upside down for a week because of a cat.
I live in DC and there was no love about it.
Having a sides-only Thanksgiving this year. No turkey, just carbs and gravy. Modern problems require modern solutions.
Two dogs, one with their arm around the other. Caption says ‘the secret to happiness is spending more time with animals and less with idiots’ 🤎🐾
I wish you all an idiot-free day
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Trans, AuDHD, on medicaid, with a kid with an IEP and a husband who's a teacher. Right there with you. :-(
Chart showing Trump with the lowest popular vote margin of any recent winning president. 1.9 percent compared to George W Bush at 2.4 percent.
This is not a mandate.
Fortune headline: Elon Musk’s AI turns on him, labels him ‘one of the most significant spreaders of misinformation on X.’
Well, at least it got that one right.
Attn: A recent D.C. District Court of Appeals ruling could significantly impact environmental policy. The court determined that the White House Council on Environmental Quality (CEQ) lacks authority to issue binding regulations under the National Environmental Policy Act (NEPA), (1/3)
Headline reading Trump Judge Blocks Overtime Pay For 4 Million Workers The overtime rule is one of the most far-reaching economic reforms that President Joe Biden has fought for.
President Biden tried to raise the overtime threshold, which is the point where salaried workers are entitled to earn overtime pay. It would have helped millions. A Trump appointed judge in Texas just blocked it.
Please tell me you see which party is actually fighting for the average worker.