LOL, broadcast just said this is the first time in his career getting an embellishment call, incredible league

One last diving penalty for Crosby is nice

OT Penalty Shot!!!

In honor of justice being restored to the universe and Ohio State ending their season a high note, having nothing else to prove in 2025.

But do you further believe that the reason Ripken couldn't play is because he was driving over to beat up Kevin Costner for sleeping with his wife?

Feels almost too obvious but this would be an ideal place for Connor O'Malley videos to live.

We did land on the moon, but NASA had Stanley Kubrick film a backup landing in case the mission went bad

One thing we lose not teaching "The Classics" (golden age Simpsons) is that some of these people are literally too young now to know that the joke was that Bart looked like a loser when they made him wear glasses like these.

I don’t practice sanitaria, I don’t have crystal ball, I made a million dollars at Saudi back LIV Golf

looks like hospital-heads are gonna be feasting with this one

still working on this one

SABRES!!!!

Fully ready to rid this bandwagon as long as it'll take me

Glencore actually made the “come back, zinc” short film from the Simpsons

no rule says you have to vote for these people

basically, the Magneto we have at home

They did the boy dirty when he put his name on a list of people asking to keep Israel in Eurovision

Other people in bands got "Artist" added to the description, so i have to assume this was a bit

really funny bit in the big list of people supporting this

they're gonna love Casey in DC and more importantly she's gonna love it in DC

Pitt was good, robby stuff was kind of a mess, maybe like do a night shift spinoff and see what those guys get up to instead for a bit?

Alex, i was in vegas a few months ago and the place we were watching the ncaa tournament at had a thing called a frycuterie on the menu, and I immediately ordered one "for the table"

whats wrong sailor, you havent touched your grimace from mcdonalds sliced penis meat

tweet from @CMGaldre –  Wild be: just getting snack Me: no prob bee Mason bee: just make house Me: build a way b Honey bee:jus sampling the lavenders Me: you know I got an assortment Bumble bee: hey *bonk* I jus *bonk* I h Me: *holds flower still* Wasp: I'LL SEE U IN HELL Me: U TELL THEM WHO SENT U

you have conjured one of my favorite tweets

Troy Aikman played on some of the most coked out teams the NFL ever made and you know he stayed away from all that to do gametape study on a giant 320p CRT TV that hummed louder than a powerplant, and now has to have opinions on Kyler Murray playing video games too much

The extra day off let Bryson tinker with the 3d printer creating all kinds of new golf clubs.

The Blue Jackets Have Driven Another Coach Raving Mad | Defector Nothing is potentially as pathetic as an old-guy tantrum, and yet nothing is so potentially entertaining as an old-guy tantrum when the old guy isn’t worried about his gig. Enter Rick Bowness, the…

The Blue Jackets have driven another coach raving mad:

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

its incredible

it's so funny that the Columbus Blue Jackets are on ESPN one playing hockey and its in a game where they're eliminated from the playoffs and the only reason its on is so ESPN can suck off Ovi for 3 hours