they say red bull gives you wings / so does cardi b lives RENT FREE in my head.

cardi's true skill is saying a basic bar with such a unique/funny delivery that it becomes a quotable. not everybody can do that.

So. I started a podcast about female rap. I need to make an official page on BlueSky too but tap in.

NO. PLEASE DON'T KILL ME MR GHOSTFACE.

extreme cheapskates stresses me out so bad whenever i watch it. bc wtf you mean you feeding your guests dumpster dived food?

is ryan murphy white people's tyler perry?

buying sinners on digital & blu ray both cuz im extra & some shit deserves a physical in the collection.

wop wop wop wop wop

grillz are a weakness of mine 🥴

sad day for lil wayne fans.

me? im realistic

was never good at babyhairs. so i let go & let god.

Courage

maturing is realizing that king of the hill was always funny

kids will say the wildest shit and you gotta sit there and try not to laugh 😩

it feels like a retrograde.

the "dont talk about my man!!!!" energy is strong in some of em 😭

i need more dude sky friends. my skyhusband carrying all the weight 😭

@kofia.bsky.social

any simmers follow me? what would yall say are the best expansion packs to have?

just be saying any ol thing til i nut. having the hornies makes ya dumb.

sometimes post nut clarity looks like you popping that plan b. because wtf was I talking about??? 😭 "put another baby in me" haha okay sike

anyway. denzel curry drops tonight!

republicans just EATING THIS SHIT UP, btw. and yall too fucking dumb to go "hmmmmmmm???"

really had a grown ass man repost my pictures like im ugly to make a point about canadian. go chop some wood, nigga.

imagine shouting free tory when Mumia Abu-Jamal is still in prison 🌚

is pro era finally jumping in? 😭

who tried twnskn? is it worth the hype?

american psycho but with matthew mcconaughey as patrick bateman

prolly needed that nap!

Smoking with your partner is a very intimate activity!

I want to watch the ugly step sister but body horror be making my stomach hurt 😫