Can we get an F in the chat

guy who wrote 12 days of christmas

Are the Caps doing that thing where they just care less when they're playing in front of a specific goalie like we did with Kuemper last year

I sure am excited to listen to the TNT announcers only talk about the Lightning during tonight's game!

scrungo beepis

When you're being mean to me, this is who you're being mean to

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I'm just glad it isn't Margaret Thatcher, tbh

Tom Wilson extra crime time bc he won the fight? Smh

OVI IS A GOD

Hello Mr. Bears!!

You KNOW it would stick and make an amazing "thweck" sound when removed.

Hear me out.

Toilet plunger.

PLD looks like he would've been a hot shot lawyer in the 1940's

Holy SHIT, Em

TWOFER

I would take a bullet for you, Jakub Vrana

Wait, has he not scored on Sammy before now?

YESSIRRRRR

THE BIG MAAAAAAAN

Logan Thompson is where?

I mean, heyyyyy

Lars?

How about them Capitals, eh?

Stingrays!

I personally like to go with "the refs attended the Helen Keller school of hockey refereeing," but that works too!