Team Pitchfork abashedly reports that its sharpening efforts are taking longer than expected, but vows that it will meet the schedule.

When we take back power, I do not want unity or healing, I want revenge.

I also don't want a lecture on "but that's just like Trump, he wanted revenge." He was wrong, we are right. It's different. Get a moral compass.

Revenge or sit down. Call it "justice" if you must, it's that too.

Democrats should be much louder about who they plan to prosecute and why

I thought Kash Patel was “perpetually looks like he bet on a fart and lost”. I’m trying to keep my memes straight here.

That, and the whole he’s-backstabbed-them-during-two-previous-negotiation-attempts thing.

Republican leaders are a cancer that has to be eliminated from American society.

They're doing more than Chuck Schumer right now, that is where we're at in this moment

"But no Republicans will support impeachment" then they should be dead to you, no more discussion with them on any topic, ever, move on as if they are the American Nazi Party. I don't know what to tell you, Democrats, try being an opposition party?

I feel sick to my stomach waiting around to see what atrocity Trump has in mind for the people of Iran this evening. It's hard to fathom our other elected leaders aren't able to check him in any meaningful way. It's an indictment not just of voters but of our whole system. We're ruled by a mad king.

“I was killing your kind back when being a Jedi still meant something.”
— Jabba to Luke in the comic version of RotJ

The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.

I think the opposition party widely expected to make historic gains in the next election(s) has an obligation to explain how they'll stop this and prevent it from happening again or it's reasonable to conclude they don't plan on doing those things, which raises more uncomfortable questions

I love how it makes the image-optimization software in modern cameras go, “Uh, um, yeah, dude, you’re on your own.”

[Nods, clicks “Like”.]

[Steps too close to water bowl, in socks, five minutes later.]

A crucial part of Project 2029 has to be performative trials and draconian sentencing for Trump administration officials up and down the organizational ladder. Treat all of them like Timothy McVeigh so that the gravity of their criminality and treason become enduring images in American history.

The next president will have to establish a cabinet position of Secretary of Eradicating That Asshole's Name and Every Trace of His Existence.

🇮🇷 IRAN JUST DROPPED ANOTHER LEGO STYLE DISS TRACK MENTIONING DONALD TRUMP AND THE EPSTEIN FILES 🇺🇸

I’d go further: he’s fundamentally incapable of admitting — to himself, let alone the world — that he’s MADE mistakes, which makes the learning bit tricky.

The first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club. If this is your first night at tautology club, it has to be.

“I ate his sundial. With some fava beans and a nice Chianti.”

My deepest condolences. I have some inkling of what it’s like to lose a dear creature so suddenly that your caring reflexes persist. She knew that you loved her, and she had a safe existence of good care because of you.

Manchin/Kaine

Only an absolute assclown with no personal experience, and consequently no concept of what the bursting of the dotcom bubble was actually like, would make a statement characterizing it as an acceptable outcome.

Hear me out: Curling, but with ducks

why is it called grokipedia and not wikipedo

after democrats took office in 2009 and 2021 they told the left to go suck eggs. sorry, but thats what happened. after they win, dems never want to listen to the left. so this idea that these concerns can be tabled until after the election so they can be addressed is a lie.

This cannot be something a civilian law enforcement agent is allowed to wear in the US — and an agency that has a culture that tolerates this cannot be saved.

Fortunately, my memory’s going, too, so I can’t count the number of times I’ve started a sentence with “Oh, that movie just came out…” and ended it, after an awkward pause, with, “…uh, ten years ago.”

A duckling, bull wide open like it’s talking, sits next to the head is a dachshund with pleading eyes.

my mother explaining EXACTLY how she wants her food prepared as my father silently pleads with the server not to spit in it

Good to see that many Dem elected officials now want to be seen getting involved in the cases of immigrants who have been wrongly detained by ICE.

Let's spare a word for @vanhollen.senate.gov, who did this for Kilmar Abrego Garcia back when wise pundits said this was politically dangerous.