I missed my entire second week at my new job because I was delirious with fever for days. Also I apparently had strep at the same time so if your throat hurts, get tested -- felt better within 12 hours of taking antibiotics

Matthew 23:12

Sir those are flamin' hot cheetos

you really did, an uncomfortably good job

I would absolutely do this! It seems I can't DM you though.

You should read this book lol

was very excited by this page btw

It took me almost a year to read this book because I still haven't picked all the broken glass out of my brain. I'm glad it exists. I wish I had a dozen copies to give away. Thanks @jasonkirk.fyi

This was the last poem I wrote for Destroy Your Masters (just under the wire, I'd finished all the other poems months before) and every time I come back to it I like it more and more

I like these dorks and would have had a pretty good time if not for the fact that my body is utterly failing to adapt to working full-time again

I thought yoyo club was gonna be a bunch of dorks (affectionate) teaching each other yoyo tricks but it turns out it's a bunch of dorks (still affectionate) trading yoyos with each other

I hear if your faith is strong enough, God can help you with this

I'm the only girl at yo-yo club

The Straits Are Not Okay

Caregiving comes with serious burnout and exhaustion. I watched 26 seasons of The Amazing Race in the last six months of my caregiving year because I was too exhausted for any other form of self care. I see you

In one of the plays I produced, we needed a zany musical number, and I don't know how we landed on a guy singing Peaches in his best Tim Curry impression, but I'm very glad we did

Columbia SC is a contender but I really gotta go with Indianapolis

I just want you guys to note the dip that happened when covid hit and we did eviction freezes, emergency rental assistance, additional grants for shelters etc

The Wrongest Verb

to be fair Easter isn't about peace, it's about sacrifice, but I agree this is pretty disgusting

so true

I have too many people telling me YES YES after reading the current bad poem

Same faces

Baz Luhrmann adapting the stage adaptation of Moulin Rouge

Things, sure, but as a former smoker with a couple of very cool ashtrays, an ashtray can't be both. The second you use it, it is no longer decorative. It is transformed into a mere receptacle for smelly garbage.

I mean Martin. I went back and read the previous one and got the name he's mixed up. But there's gotta be like r/ashtrays and he's got dozens of posts

We've gotta find Hugo's reddit history in order to judge fairly

I have to pass a group of planned parenthood protestors on my way to work and have taken to telling them "poverty kills more babies than abortion does"