if ever broke my arm and couldnt jerk off without some kinda assistance, first thing imma do is call that one homie with the engineering degree. not to get them to make me something, i just know they'd suck me off
maybe more
we've made over 1000 songs as a human species and one of them is imagine dragons radioactive like fuck man we made a mistake there you know? lmao
as an academic, when im studying, and i feel incompetent, like i should really understand something better as an expert on the topic... i think of newspaper film critics. and i feel better
do you need an intervention
I have no idea what this means. Good luck resolving the sexual tension
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Hi oomf
You're one of them
people on the computer will also describe their autofellatio attempts as an ouroborean struggle
Alternatively you can take it further and play with the mouse injector mod that breaks the entire gameplay system, physically sickening me
FromSoft used to put a lot of thought into how their games control (you can see this with king's field, eternal ring, evergrace 1&2 etc). I would encourage oomfs who want to try these games to adjust (it ain't long or hard) rather than retrofitting what you are preconditioned for, it's better for it
I have made many wise choices. in my life
this joke is gonna be incredibly funny to like 3 specific oomfs
cbt hentai joi creators will be like "punch your balls" and play the first 24 seconds of mr self destruct
I don't get this one but I appreciate it
call me infinity the way these -2s dont get to me
of course, its just a 5% drop I'm telling you
my dad always said i'd never amount to much, only dropped 37 gold himself when he passed. really thought id at least make it as a miniboss some day come on man
worked so fucking hard on some unique attack patterns - ones that really show my personality - before my first day at the plague cathedral. turns out there's literally 27 other mobs here with the same ones fuck offffff
thanks to everyone who checked out our story, too. we just about hit double digit downloads in the end and id like to think a few people liked it enough to read the whole thing (i know the number who did is at least one, so im satisfied). it was fun to work on im excited for the next time
think im done with everything i was gonna read, which was about half the entries. tried to leave a couple comments but i think most of them got lost in the itch approval queue... the tragedy of being a new account, i guess? still, bunch of cool stuff, i do wanna join another jam some time
uh oh! your 12th favourite hit 80s song is now part of a slightly annoying tiktok trend! oh no, a teenager whose parents make 300k is coopting its themes of working class alienation! enjoy being mildly frustrated for the next 40 seconds!
you deserve it
it will have a theme song by in-universe fictional pisstian rock band, "Peed", that goes "can you take me higher // to a place with golden sheets"
workshopping ideas for our next, more lighthearted work. gren suggested a story where a girl's pee comes to life. i have come up with a title for the resulting romance story, "loving just a piss of you"
been fuckin around with @gren67.bsky.social lately and this happened studiomaribel.itch.io/before-i-for...
shout out to #rorojam now that it's over we having fun going through some other entries, lot of neat stuff so far
also if you're feelin a lil adventurous, check my pinned post for our first story which im pretty proud of and has some bomb illustrations (especially the sex one)
lrt gone through a dozen things so far and planning to go through at least a dozen more, please join me in checkin some stuff out!
(i reposted some stuff i really liked, but didn't see announcements for ahodori and sparkfish on here i recommend these to all my friends here also)
