Coming soon to streaming: HEATED CAMARADERIE

I need it on a t-shirt.

JUST ONE ENEMA AWAY …

I, for one, am lovin’ it.

. . . ba da ba ba ba

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You come at me and I’ll slap the worm out of your brain, Bobby.

You shoved Cillizza into a locker about that, metaphorically speaking of course.✌️

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It’s 90s all over again.

Repeat after me, Mike.

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Russini.”

only if it’s kosher pickles none of that dill pickles stuff that are an abomination to the lord our god

those are bad pickles bad bad bad

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The iPop

It pops a perfect bag of popcorn (or kettle corn for you freaks out there). Every kernel popped to perfection. No burnt pieces at all. Perfection.

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Hey Marco we got something for you

Tim Info?

Tim Wars?

Either way, big congratulations on seeing it through and doing the right thing.

I see you had a frog in your throat. Hope it’s not one of the gay ones!

Congrats and good luck!

The ayatollah is Italian?! 🤌

“And THAT’S the bottom line?…” 👀

*SCSA walks away shaking his head*

“WHAT?”

This is why when I hear the “Aren’t you proud to be an American” question I remain silent.

And this with the markets holding their heads above water.

A party of Principal Skinners.

You held Charlize Theron upside down and backward outside a church?!? Will. . .

It’s giving Four Seasons Zombie Landscaping

Tim Curry: 11/10 Would Recommend

After he’s out of office can the next D president just order Trump’s name removed from all the places he’s slathered it?

I know it’s of low importance, but it’s annoying af.

Watching Charles make Shaq break is one of the best things on television. 😂

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Did the Holy Father say it’s alright if we refer to him as, “Da Pope?”

That boom mic is doing work.

it’s not a crime he’s italian 🤌

Lego Batman is failing hard.

I can appreciate that.

I’ll steal anything good and put my name on it. - which is a saying I just ripped off of someone else. 😆 😂

i will never leave this country where else can i get entertainment like this

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Oh My Gawd.

That is so hokey. I love it!