"I asked Chat GPT" well I asked RTGame and he said they used to call him The Drift King back in college. Share to save a life

I can't believe I almost forgot, today is the only day you can share this

that’s baby girl obv

i am sneeze

allergies. oug

the beautiful redbull mobile blessed me with its presence today

woke up 2 hours early. what even is life.

what

quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you

i never thought i’d see the day when you would type out. “gooner bait”

yeaj

baby girling too close to the sun btw. if anyone even cares.

so the thing about carving linoleum is. ouch oobh eeek ouw

update. i nicked myself twice .

oooooooooh i got a big sheet of linoleum to carve !!! everyone get excited

psylocke doodle :D

im free

to everyone who told me the quals would be easy. you fraudulent motherfuckers are going to hell

the way im crashing out is insane. two quals is not kind. im like. im unwell

i need to be put down.

and other affirmations…….

late-night shrimpin’

session highlights:

1. they exchanged “grubshots”

2. rolled to see if a cat could have strung a bird upside down and failed the roll

3. shot a crab with a diy bullet.

4. made a small child cry in a full hazmat suit

yeah i think it’s going well…. #ttrpg

UGHHHHH!!!!! i hate qual. evilness and maliciousness. having to do TWO?????? agony.

one of my coworkers sent me an ebay link to 80 dollars worth of lip balm

drinking this much caffeine has got to be bad for me

be like me and zone out online shopping only to lock back in and be fully lost! hope this helps ❤️

im so. caffeine rn

sounds about right