Wouldn’t surprise me if that’s true

Zero redeeming qualities in this man

That must’ve been a roller coaster for everyone involved

It was probably fatal

This is some Mommy Dearest shit

Yeah there is no need to have two Dakotas, it’s egregious

Yeah, they can get back to me on disenfranchising when they’re ready to talk about how unfair it is that each state gets two senators

Yay birds!

Omg how did I neglect Daniel Radcliffe? His first thing after Harry Potter was Equis which was hilarious

Gimme that gossip!

It is amazing to me that for decades the attitude for Republicans has been “uwu smol bean it’s not my fault” while Democrats are ripped apart for not being 100% perfect 100% of the time. I’m sick of it, it’s been like this since fucking Reagan

I also quite like when franchise actors finish their obligations they get to chose between Weird Little Freaks (Elijah Wood, Robert Pattinson, Josh Hutcherson) and Prestige Players (Jennifer Lawrence, Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson)

Wonder if they’re getting signals that the bottom is falling out

Forgot he was going to be forced to eat his neighbor’s ass by day two of the pandemic

I will fight them

Brilliant, they could get paid for it too

I can’t imagine embarking on such a supremely evil project of harassing the parents of murdered children *and goading on others to harass them too*. There is no ambiguity with doing that, it’s just evil

Maybe we can make a bargain like you can either do all the drugs or own a company but you can’t do both

Those glasses are so out of proportion he looks like a cartoon

And that other twitchy motherfucker with the bad messy hair

I don’t watch reality shows but I felt the same way about seeing clips of My 600# life, like I wanted to call someone and get the people who made the show prosecuted

I would love to see him in a debate against Vance

I watched probably one hour of Hoarders back in the day and my takeaway was that it should be illegal to exploit people with serious problems and parade them about on TV

How did I not know about #bunday until today? Better late than never I suppose, thank you!

Stefanik does that annoying Vance thing where she repeats the interviewer’s name incessantly. *blah blah blah Jake and blah Jake and and argle bargle Jake* I hate it so much

She can’t have a name, she’s married!

The first time I threw my back out I was scrambling eggs. And I was in my 20s lol

Tucker Carlson is the biggest offender: “You’re not ALLOWED to say [whatever thing]” dude you are on Fox News saying whatever thing, shut up. Or he was, now he’s a podcaster because we are in hell I guess

I love how they all say “saying [this thing] is now forbidden” while saying this thing

Jerry YES