New York City. 8 million people walking around with one thought in their heads. How do I not bump into all the other people

I am the person who decided that books begin on page 3

If I was a washing machine and I found out about dryers, I would be devastated. They would seem to defeat my whole purpose

only one room in my apartment ever receives natural light but I will design an elaborate system of mirrors that will say otherwise

I'll sometimes be chilling on my computer, you know. Browsing forums, websites, etc, when I'll hear a rumbling sound from my Axolot tank next to me. Turns out my axolotl is dashing about the tank. It's a relatively good size tank, and it's pretty empty, so it probably isn't causing him very much physical damage. Is he waking up from a "bad dream" when doing something like this, or is he trying to tell me it's time for food? This has only happened two or three times in the past few months, but it kind of has me worried if it's something psychological about him, or if he's really uncomfortable? Thanks, REDACTED umm I don't think they have psychological problems because they would need to have some kind of semiotic system that animals don't have... I think that you need to have some symbolic system in order to have dreams, and animals don't have it. It could be anything else, lights going on, a noise, vibration, or maybe he's just having some fun swimming around....

if axlotl don’t have semiotic systems then I don’t have a semiotic system

met a very nice man who loved maslow’s hierarchy of needs. he said, “I love his triangle.”

saw a man dressed up in a ketchup costume get congratulated for becoming a homeowner

who was I to think that I could skillfully cook a daikon radish… without any forethought, without any research?

I am allowed to buy Healing Jelly at the store

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