Why is my antique iPhone X doing a lidar scan literally Every. Single. Time. it sees my face? (It emits a TINY bit of red light that's visible to the naked eye in a dark room every time I turn it to point directly at my face)

i would KILL for a burger rn

i feel like the world today just wants future students to suffer in history class

it was 15°c yesterday, WHY IS IT SNOWING

I am so good

Yknow, I think if you make your students write a 500 word open letter for an exam and the average is 90%, then give the same exam but on a different topic and the average is 65%, I think you're the problem, not your students.

"lol" and "lmao" have really lost their meaning, we should replace them with smth like "cab", which stands for "chuckled a bit"

Other names censored for privacy lol

i find myself funny (for a speedrunning competition)

OH MY GOD I HOPE THEY'RE OKAY

guys i need you to suggest me artists that make similar music to fearofdark, especially their Motorway album, i'm obsessed with it lately

i hate how long ago 2019 and 2020 were. i'm just now starting to realize that. in my head, that was at most 2-3 years ago but like, jesus christ...

900 day streak on Duolingo

Final stretch, then I can finally get rid of this god forsaken app

average source game speedrun

i'm going through a very purple time in my life right now

instead of saying "all the time", why don't we say "everywhen"?

no cuz like hear me out, we don't say "all the places", we say "everywhere", right?

my brother and mother just set their messenger ringtones as a short music loop i made, i'm so flattered :3

Walking very late at night while it's snowing in a chill neighbourhood with warm orange street lamps is so strangely therapeutic to me

i don't like mushrooms

My phone is so insanely cooked, I've gotten a 20% battery popup like 7 times in the last 10 minutes, I'm currently at 24%- nvm, 18% now all of a sudden, and I haven't charged my phone a single time in that time span

thanks for the absolutely vile reaction image

hey so i managed to stand up just now

idk i just thought that was kinda impressive

Does anyone else see weird colourful patterns that you can almost make out distinct characteristics in whenever you rub your eyes a bit too hard?

I've always spelled "heatsink" as "heatsink", but for some reason, whenever I picture the word in my head "heatsync" makes more sense, not sure why

Why do clap cymbals sound so good

they were lowkey cooking when they invented the minor pentatonic scale like 50000 years ago

brimless cap

capless brim

if this is a brimless cap

is this a capless brim?

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Jesus christ this game is hilarious
i'm like 10 minutes into the demo and already in love lmao

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Holy compression lmao

HASTE is pretty fun :3

i'd like to have a thorough discussion with whoever invented those god awful overhead indoor fluorescent tube lights