Gonna drink a cider and walk around my backyard staring at patches of dead grass and weeds I need to pull and sigh aggressively. A little “hmmmmmmm” here and a “……shoot this isn’t good” there. That’s just the type of guy I am. Might repot a plant. No one’s sure, not even I.

First day at a new job boys lets get it

Hiiiiiii with pure lust ;)

Girl standing in front of mirror taking a picture of herself

Oh hey guys it’s me

YEE HAW BABY

Me? Talking to a man who isn’t toxic? This is a first

Is anyone else incapable of reading bluesky as blue sky and instead it’s embedded in your brain as blue-ski

LMAO

And she loves YOU

She never misses

Scrolling very slowly sideways like it’s a nice hot air balloon ride

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

But I do

It’s weirdly comforting when mutuals from twitter also wanna be mutuals here

They can’t handle your razzle dazzle

Starting over on a new social media feels more difficult than my life did when I found out I got cheated on

Spinach and artichoke dip I am your biggest fan

I am so hungover it’s not even funny

New Bluesky terms of service just dropped. Be sure to read through them before agreeing!

God I love that for you

So far this app feels like starting a new job and getting added to the employee group chat. I don’t know where the line is so I’m waiting for someone else to cross it first

Vouch

I have arrived