there are two wolves inside me, one is a massive hater of my dumb coworkers, the other is a dumb bitch that my smarter coworkers hate. both are illiterate

Nothing says "America is Back Baby!" like "Allbirds became an AI hardware middleman because they wanted to pump their stock instead of going into bankruptcy, so they said they will find some computer chips somewhere, but can no longer sell shoes."

if i speak

yeah you can say im a "pick me." being picked feels great! 👍

real i miss u bestie

so is she just like dumb or

i miss savannah smiles girl scout cookies so much…

the world is dying but at least i have a computer that lies to me

We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life

so these homeschool clonetank claremont institute guys thought "grants" was just shit that went to the Woke University Basketweaving College For Dyed Hair Bisexuals Who Won't Fuck Me and not the way that, like, 90% of government programs worked, huh

Working in tech is cool because you can lose half a day to "rectangle sometimes too big."

i need the tea

got that dog in me when it comes to indoor vb and ppl are noticing 🫡

omg thank u so much bestie… i even have like, a mental menu of what id make 🥺

there’s a dreamy side of me that wants to cook and host a lunar new year dinner for my friends except i can’t cook or host at my current place lol anyway that was a cute thought

umm happy rose for skims and x deletion day

ur such an icon

love how open minded i am because roseanne park just shocked me with the full ver of vampirehollie and i am taking back my initial impression of the song snippet and now WHY wasn’t this on the album HELLLLOOO???

put vampirehollie right after drinks or coffee on my ranking!!! slow song but BANGS!!

my rosie first listen ranking!!! 🌹 thank you for making sure i tried to stay alive until december

apt
toxic till the end
gameboy
drinks or coffee
stay a little longer
3am
number one girl
two years
dance all night
not the same
too bad for us
call it the end

it’s okay bestie 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

current personal ranking of rosie songs based on snippets:

toxic till the end
game boy
number one girl
two years
3am
not the same

omg coin that term ur so right bestie

i’m about to be the most annoying person on december 6

@ everyone at the rosie listening parties it should’ve been ME but also not rly bc i wasn’t rly a fan until apateu im fake as hell

icb i need to wait 22 days for rosie im gonna throw up

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #198,991!

*walks into hotel room, takes off shoes, takes off bra, pours glass of wine, turns on NBC*

Ooh, men’s volleyball. Don’t mind if I do.

licherally crying for u

i’m so sorry i’m busy cleaning and building furniture

force me to come over 🥺