Yeah, I’m fucking funny 😄

He looks like a Himalayan salt lamp who wished to become a man

yuh

In my sad little meow meow era

I didn't know you boxed! You're quickly becoming part of my apocalypse team.

Wassup, bro, what's going down

This is the 9th layer of hell; the GameStop I used to work at was next door to a nail salon. God help me.

ExhAUsTCOre. That's sublime.

Same, we're exhaustmaxxing.

I would wear this a funeral.

You need me to cyberbully some people?

That escalated hella but I guess I'm in it now. we ride together, we die together, bad boys 4 life.

One of the most telling pics of the year ... so far.

a man wearing glasses and a white shirt is smiling and looking at the camera . ALT: a man wearing glasses and a white shirt is smiling and looking at the camera .

......... Nah you spittin

Literally, that's your emotionally abusive femme at this point

a man with a beard is sleeping in a bed ALT: a man with a beard is sleeping in a bed

How I went to sleep thinking about Virginia last night

For the love of the game, probs

I can't believe this wasn't pushed immediately to the top of my feed when I opened my eyes.

✨ Ah, yeyyy. Insecurities are totally normal about anything new, but this one is harder to swallow, so I get you. If there is anyway I can support you from afar, you let me know 🫡 unfortunately the hardest part will always be driving there LMAO...

Sorry ladies, I'm a feminist.

Thinking about that 10 year old boy at the barcade who tried to give me advice so he had to learn a hard truth: "we're playing MISS Pacman, bitch. Watch and learn."

My side boob muscle tore!? I didn’t even know that was possible. Officially at the level of misfortune that my tia is bringing up curanderos.

Right on, that's not for the faint of heart, that's tuff as hell.

a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture

get weirder 🫵

Oh god bless, he is resin…. 🥁

Literally, the girls are occupied

Lunk alarm time baby!!!!!

Peace be with you

Vi

When I open my “how to reach flow state” art class, this is step 1.