Are shorter flights even a thing anyone cares about these days? Maybe just figure out a way that we don't have to show up at the airport three hours early instead.

I feel like I see more refusing to stop after lights turn red for the same reason

Note: Soldiers will still be required to walk into a hail of bullets if ordered to do so

The best and only use case I have discovered for AI-assisted writing is filling out my yearly HR self-evaluation form. I simply cannot produce the same level of insipid and meaningless bizspeak jargon that Gemini can.

Will there be a list of all the journalists who consent to attend the White House Correspondents' Dinner this year somewhere? I want to know whose work to avoid reading in the future.

Why does this new Lana Del Rey song image look like a James Bond theme? Wait, why does it sound like one? Wait, it DOES have a 007 on the picture--what? For a video game?!?

Not tryinta be pedantic, I'm just a pissed-off, disenfranchised American citizen who happens to live in the nation's capitol.

Not for nothing, but DC *DID*do something. Washington D.C. has some of the strictest gun laws in the U.S. It's Congress, full of representatives from everywhere else, that won't do shit but take money from the NRA.

Hey me too! Nine nights in the hospital, early on I joked with the doctor, "Just don't take my leg off!" and he looked at me with no smile at all and said "Well, we hope it won't be necessary to." By far the worst pain I've ever experienced.

Or it shows that Trump has come to view Vance as something of an inept loser doofus, which, you know, is understandable.

I feel like I've heard "justice-system involved," in the context of "persons re-entering society," which is a little more specific and reasonable.

I guess controversially I'd suggest we should all be justice-involved population.

I'll take Luke Tennie, hypercompetent ER doc over Luke Tennie, miraculously cured PTSD survivor any day. Get him moved from Pasadena to Pittsburgh and put him on the day shift.

I lived through the pandemic and honestly I believe I'd prefer to live through it again rather than have to sit through a screening of Eddington again.

Or is it some obvious AI bullshit?

Warfighters don't do logistics, that's for soy cucks or whatever the term of art is these days.

Yeah but this looks like pretty much the right way

Hereby renaming this one the Hairy Mary

What's the MOST AI thing about this stupid video? I think it's an the other staircases on the left.

Ireland is a good place to visit if you like making new friends while you pee

Such a mystery

Oh, good, I was thinking of getting kind of a halfway decent manicure

I honestly thought We Are Scientists was a Guided by Voices tribute band

The only Trump voter I know personally is my uncle in Florida and yeah.

I suggest that nobody has ever cared about how wealthy they are, only about how wealthy they are compared to the people around them, and social media had made it easier to compare themselves to richer other people.

Last time I changed wipers it was easy right up until the moment I cracked the windshield.

Following you to find out if this turns out to have been Apex.

So cute and sweet and lovable the whole way through and in that last one frame he's suddenly a standard jerk cat. This tracks.

There absolutely was not. This would be the third Dwayne Johnson Jumanji movie.

Back Home Ballers - SNL YouTube video by Saturday Night Live

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Smashing that like button below on this