Faux Star Death of the Bourgeoisie!

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The world is going to shit and it’s little wonder with this many entitled twats flying by helicopter to Cheltenham to demonstrate they have more money than sense.

Just checked. Halley’s Comet isn’t back until 2061. Thinking I should have paid more attention on 1986.

Nearly crashed my car reading this? Have some bloody consideration man!

Two days in London. Now I need to disinfect my entire body!

Probably feels safer

Why is it raining??? So much for global warming!

Up at 5.30am on a Monday. Why? Mainly because you’re not. Ahhhh the pleasure of solitude! 😜

Sorry

Well that’s just rude!

First early morning train to London of the year… kill me.

I’m nocturnal. Kill me.

Don’t put yourself down

Ahhhh the 14th busiest container port in the world (2022)…

@pavsmith.bsky.social stumps sponsored by KFC. Stay classy Melbun!

6 million steps this year. Completed with an afternoon stroll up The Wrekin.

Premier Inn Heathrow had a facelift!

Good god man… Champagne… on dry land? Whatever next!

Waking up ahead of your 0430 alarm. Arrrrrghhh! What madness is this???!

Delivery attempted at 4.12AM
Really??? Reeeeeeeaaallly????

0530 still wearing cufflinks… still smashed. Thankfully I appear to have arrived at my hotel some hours ago. How many? I’ll never know… hic

Savoy today… oh Christmas stop… you’re a bad influence!

Successful Monday vacation. 500Meg download to PS5 sorted ✅ Also, Xmas is ON.

London followed by curry in Leamington Spa. Insanely expense average curry. My favourite!

Took in Everton Park on the way to Anfield yesterday. Not as nice as it looks in the picture and not one to attempt at night!

Steve’s freeloading Christmas continues!!
Anfield today. Liverpool v Man City.
Obviously I’m not a fan of either… but I am a fan of hospitality. 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 Also, it might be a higher standard of football than Wolves v Bournemouth yesterday!

Ahhh @perrins.bsky.social on Bluesky. A dagger to Elon’s heart!! 💔 🗡️ #fanboyturnsrebel

Twitter has integrity? Wow I never knew that…

There’s me thinking that a virtual assistant might be available 24x7.
I blame @duncsand.bsky.social lol
Maybe esure need your help!

Oh look… a late train to London. See you all in Claridge’s later. Bet they don’t sell Banks’s Mild.