Me thinks little Billie is worried that grok is going to take over pop music. Mayhaps you should be begging Elon musk to breed you so you don’t have to be homeless once human made music becomes obsolete Billie.

Me thinks little Billie is worried that grok is going to take over pop music. Mayhaps you should be begging Elon musk to breed you so you don’t have to be homeless once human made music becomes obsolete Billie.

In the future car rentals will no longer exist. You will be able to air travel internationally in the comfort of your own car, and drive off the plane in style upon arrival. No more sweaty sprints through airports for layovers! I love this

The way all of you crusty ass millennials read the magazine it should be called unc vogue not teen vogue

Rest in peace Dick Cheney. And shame on the leftist blue checks trying to profit on x.com by posting cheap jokes making light of his death to farm engagement.

We’ve made a memecoin in his honor so he will live on forever in the blockchain.

You could never make nightmare on elm street in 2025. Teens have adderall, geek bars, circadian rhythm disorders from blue light screens, and Celsius to stay awake 24/7. Freddie Krueger wouldn’t have a chance.

Thanks for standing up for what is right

Imagine being his roommate in college. Speaking to him for hours about technology and science while experimenting with drugs. Undoubtedly he’d have sex with your crush, but rather than jealousy you feel happiness. Happiness that this young genius got to experience pleasure.

In the near future, titans of industry like Mr. Musk will be able to implant artificial uteruses in their bodies to carry their own pregnancies to term. The baby will likely be stronger than if it were carried by womenstock since it will be exposed directly to Elon’s cells and testosterone.

I have a Norwood pubic hair styling. It’s the opposite of a happy trail. Bald in the center under the belly button and massive bush to each side.

Can someone please interact with me

Can we stop with all the “no kings” talk and get back to Jo king on here?

Please stop deadnaming the site. It’s called X now. You’re disparaging all of Elon’s hard work to upgrade the platform.

X. It’s what’s happening From breaking news and entertainment to sports and politics, get the full story with all the live commentary.

The website you’re referring to is now called x.com. Please stop deadnaming the app and dismissing all of Mr. musk’s hard work in re-imagining the app.

Pro-tip: that hard to get into brunch spot is open today #NoKings

In my group chat discussing supplement stacks that will have you wet dreaming like you’re 13 again.

Just because it’s Saturday doesn’t give you an excuse to stop grinding!

nsane that Elon could have just retired on a private island at 30 and walked into the sunset

Instead he chose to build the technological infrastructure of the future for fun, save civilization as a side quest, and make half a trillion for the lols

Bill Ackman liked my post 😀 on X. Is he on blue sky?

The loss of xxxtentacion was the biggest lost to music in the past 50 years.

I’m not afraid to say that my penis is on the lower end of the average range, but could under no circumstances be considered a “micro penis”

What are you talking about

By all measures, the poorest countries produce the most offspring.

Anti-Musk heretic executed on Mars in 2079AD. Method: cybertruck quartering

I’m not, but they are vandalizing my cybertruck nearly everyday. Obviously that’s upsetting.

It’s not freaking funny, punk! I have to pay $200 to acid wash the stainless steel exterior every time you draw a dick on it

Then why do you constantly vandalize it?

His big mistake here is using chatGPT which is woke. Grok would be a far sharper military strategist with a lethal warrior mindset.