I am excited to see "Obsession" so I jumped on the chance to get my very own "One Wish Willows".

Imagine trying to focus on a critical mission briefing and Trump keeps interrupting about gas prices. Imagine the President of the United States being so mentally incompetent that he can't digest critical mission briefing when US soldiers lives are at stake.

I frequently go to KKK rallies with "I have a dream" written on my underwear so I am for sure not a racist.

Props to the streaming app where I stopped a movie i was watching, changed to a different TV, resumed the movie and was presented an ad for... the movie I was watching!

"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth" - Tyson 24:7

The Muppets Present: Lee Daniel's The Butler vs Lee Cronin's The Mummy.

Imagine how expensive the boat would have to be that getting a break on the interest you are paying makes a difference on your taxes.

I mean, what's the worst that could happen? It's not like he would tamper with elections or try to stay for a third term. Excuse me, I'm just now getting a report that indicates that is exactly what he will do. Vote everyone of these bootlickers out.

The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs At Midnight YouTube video by boner kuwanger

The first two minutes of this may be the greatest two minutes in the history of entertainment. youtu.be/KkzptjhCkbs?...

As a broadcaster he has to deal with a corporate takeover bending the knee to the fascists so as the Creeper he fights back. Not that a network would ever bend the knee to a fascist government in real life. I mean, what a terrible world we would live in if that happened.

Maybe it seems like all the people in the a.i. commercials are total morons because that is their intended audience.

I keep seeing the commercial where the older pizza shop owner asks a.i. to help them bring back the dollar slice. Step 1: cut up the pizza into slices. Step 2: charge customers one dollar per slice. That's it. You don't need a robot to figure that out.

Before the election: No more pointless forever wars! America First!
After the election: Sorry there's no money to spend on America, we spent it all on pointless forever wars.

She wasn't fired, she is leaving to go to the private sector in a yet to be determined role. Not fired at all. Like Kristi Noem wasn't fired, she was promoted to a totally made up position. Geez, it's almost like you don't believe Trump.

Imagining a player in a dark room, holding a Nintendo controller, one tear escaping their eye as they read the words on the screen "THANK YOU MARIO! BUT OUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE!"

Want Toronto Pearson originally going to be the Honky Tonk Man gimmick but there was some sort of issue with him having an allergic reaction to the hair dye?

Hard to believe the intellect that wins you a talking head spot on Fox News doesn't translate into a well organized official public statement.

Many are unaware of the military's recent endorsement deal with Skechers Slip on Combat Boots. "They may be boots, but our new insole padding makes it feel like your feet are never touching the ground". Hence, no boots on the ground.

I really hope they pull this off.

a man is sitting at a desk in front of a window . ALT: a man is sitting at a desk in front of a window .

And he cuts his cold pizza with a scissors after putting the newspaper in his BBQ grill. It's this the most baffling scene in 80's action cinema?

Go Hawks.

That ending of the Nebraska Vandy game was unreal. That ball was in and then somehow went out.

Paper doesn't kill rock. Paper covers it. Paper crushes it's morale. Paper creates self doubt in the rock. "How can something so flimsy defeat me?" Then the rock does the only thing is battered soul can...it crushes the crap out of a pair of scissors.

I think it's quite incredible that his name can be read while squinting as "Hair-do-opolis". He looks like if AI was prompted for "College Republican + Dennis the Menace"

Lone Wolf McQuade (8/12) Movie CLIP - Buried Alive (1983) HD YouTube video by Movieclips

RIP Chuck Norris. They're are action scenes and then there is Lone Wolf McQuade where he starts and drives a completely buried vehicle. I suppose the swig of beer helped. youtu.be/pfLTbzU0FXo?...

Went and saw Ready or Not 2. Fun with a great cast. I should go to a movie right after work every day.

"Mom! Dad's drunk and making up stories about me again!"

Whoever decided to give great creators an issue of the Twilight Zone is a certified genius. I hope this goes 100 issues.

Umm, he remembers it "specfically" so please don't get your facts in the way of his memory.

I think the action figures played a big part in that. As a ten year old, having to convince a parent to buy another Star Wars figure, you had to know what you had and what you didn't. Countless hours looking at the back of the figure's card and memorizing everything.