I feel like if Biden had done a funny/inspiring rap he still could’ve won.

Oh that’s it I’m calling my elected official

Visiting Chicago and one thing they never tell you is how there’s so much WIND! Like they should call this place The Town of Much Winds or some such.

A Yautja.

I was afraid of turning 50 because I’ve heard you start losing a little bit of your faculties at this age, but I still remember most of the lyrics to “Rappin’ Duke” so turns out my thinking areas am still best.

Yesterday I saw a haggard old man walking down the road with two huge boxes of Bisquick under his arms. Now I’m thinking he’s doing a Forrest Gump thing but even dumber. That there’s Biscuit Bob. He’d be getting close to Golconda, IL about right now. Go ahead and set that oven to 450.

It’s always been my dream to hear B-Real from Cypress Hill say Kia Sorento.

I’ve never jet packed so I’ll hush…for now.

Rewatching THE MANDALORIAN and while I will never be the type to question Star Wars Science, how is buttock and upper leg armor not prioritized in a culture of jetpack peoples?

Oh that’s it I’m calling my elected official

Fatlip - What Up Fatlip (Official Music Video) YouTube video by Strength in Numbers TV

I’ve still got my Directors Label DVD of Jonez’ music videos. Also has this great song from Pharcyde’s Fatlip.

youtu.be/WotkQ6vFuGw?...

When I pass from snowballing bad decisions that started from the age of thought, I hope some law person will introduce Cory’s Law that states no one shall post more than 10 times a month, and only 4 people are allowed to read them.

*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it

Here I come.

oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends

Ted, thank you. For real it’s a perfect record. I hope y’all get to make another someday.

Just realized THE BOTH’s record is a Xmas album and there’s nothing @tedleo.bsky.social and @aimeemann.bsky.social can say to dissuade me.

ALL!

I like how they’re trying to cram AI down our throat as this world changing technology that will usher us into a new age and it’s only got one font.

I disagree with everything that happened today.

As a Dead Kennedys fan, if I were an Uber driver in California and had to pick up someone named Alice I would be insufferable.

Not posting is the new posting
(@corygreene watermark)

Today I saw a Tesla with a “Punks not dead” sticker and now punk is dead.

Facebook is the Jimmy Fallon of dumb online talking to people shit.

your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks

If I were Andy Griffith I would sue Naughty By Nature for making a song about my son urinating.

I understand you’re not joking but what drunk level are you?

Sterling Hayden drawing Sailor Moon