I’m taking hella commissions right now. I gotta be swamped. Put me in the swamp guys. I’ve mainly been getting pet portrait requests but I can paint anythingggg
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“the spaghettification of peter cottontail” 16x20 acrylic on canvas
“the vitreous floaters of an inneffective snorkeler” 12x12 acrylic on canvas
lil 4x4 acrylic painting of a sweetie pie
still here just overwhelmed by the horrors
How I feel about AI
and one more lol
“soul poachers” 16x20 acrylic
took me far too long tbh
I was gonna use this instead of instagram but I saw an unsolicited fat hog within a minute of scrolling. Dong was hung near instantaneously. I get it’s called Flashes but god damn
slamming the big red “hell yeah” button
this painting’s gonna be the death of me decided it needs to be just ludicrously busy
i love this it looks deep fried but in a beautiful way
YO i’m adam from maine and i want to melt people’s eyeballs with my paintings
i wanna put this waterfall in zero gravity and have lots of droplets jumping out towards the viewer, as is i feel like it kinda flattens that sense of space a bit??
i gotta get into the sticker game
precipice was crossed years ago, y’all gotta stop moving the precipice
making handmade art is a revolutionary act when tech oligarchs are using ai to attempt to suppress the arts. you need to make your art now more than ever.
WOAH thanks for the love
“Mold” 16x20 acrylic
2 plane crashes in 2 days. A sign of a totally normal and healthy society
(raises hand) I fancy myself a surrealist. Should we start a club or support group or secret society?
these are all so sick, sorry i never replied to this earlier!!!
appreciate ya for hosting! i’m adam and i’m a painter. i really try to look inward and make the most surreal dreamscapes i can. had some traction on tik tok, instagram, and twitter, but i don’t have access to tik tok, twitter is dead, and instagram is in severe decline, so just posting here
painted this when my propane ran out
Does anyone want to buy a print or a painting? My propane tank is empty and I live in maine.
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Quote repost with your watery art #surrealism #acrylic
Hells yeah
The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to #H5N1 bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH**
* Currently paused by Executive Order
** Grant reviews now all canceled
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