One thing I’m not a big fan of, that I’ve just been doing, is shivering, shaking, and throwing up a whole bunch of scampi
#FoodPoisoning
#FoodPoisoniRUBBISHngMoreLike

Tis the season!
#CamdenNightHeron
#LocalHero

Sorry to interrupt, guys.
I’m sure they’re just making friends.
Like that book “The Fox & The Hound” but with a cat.
Can’t remember the ending, but sure it turned out fine.
#MakingFriendsAllOverTheLand

I had no idea the New York City Rice Pudding Scene was a thing, but sure, why not!
#WhyTheFuckNot
#EveryDaysASchoolDay

At the beach in every life.
Coney Island 2026 & 2008.
The last time I was here they had a game called “Shoot The Freak”, where a guy would run around while you tried to shoot him with a paintball gun.
They don’t let you do that now.
Probably for the best.
#HealthAndSafetyGoneMad

Lunching the FUCK out with the guy from New York’s Most Popular New Jersey Based Urban Fishing YouTube Series!
#CelebritiesEverywhere

Pretty sure I’d spilt champagne on both of us here, so champagne.

Continuing the theme of “Keith Takes Not Great Photos At Gigs” here’s Laptop and Art Brut being Excellent and rocking the FUCK out last night!
#OfCourseTheGermansAreHappy

Adding Craig Finn to my photo album I like to call “Hanging Out With My Musical Heroes And Taking Really Bad Photos Because I Still Don’t Understand How Camera Phones Work”

Day 3 of Art Brut in New York!
It’ll sound different when punk rock ist nicht sterben in the room.
#GermanIsNotMyFirstLanguage
#PunkRockIs

“Kids these days with their hippity hop and their 23 Skiddoos”

It’s been a decade for me too, but Pianos is still there, and B-Side is still there, so that’s good enough for me.

Day 2 of Art Brut in New York.
It’ll sound different now I know they have “Hard Cider” in the room!

Turns out the answer to the age old question “Can a god make a sandwich so big that even a god can’t finish it and has to save half for later?” is “Yes”
#Big
#Sandwich

It’s my birthday!
If you ever have a birthday, I can fully recommend hanging out with friends in New York at a venue that you’ve previously rocked the FUCK out of, and just having an Excellent Time!
#JustLuckyIGuess

It’ll sound different when there’s people buying me birthday drinks because it’s my birthday in the room!

Cubano sandwich for lunch?
CubAwwYEAHo sandwich for lunch more like!
#GoodSandwich

Good Morning America: How Are You? YouTube video by USAHavana

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Spending my morning walking around in the sun by the river, eating Spicy Breakfast Sandwiches, and listening to my favourite American song about being a train.
#GoodMorningAmerica
#HowAreYa

Extremely SNL Voice: “Live from New York… I’m eating a big sandwich!”
Now to see if any of the bars I used to go to here still exist!
#ImInNewYork

Friends that live in New York!
I’m going to be there from the 6th-10th April, and we should hang out, because it’s been too long!
Here’s some pictures of me playing my first ever gig in New York, because I like the jacket, and because it was Very Cool!
#HoldUp
#TheresANEWYork?

Just spent an Excellent Evening with Excellent People watching Kerrang Album Of The Year award winners (probably) Yakkie!
Followed up by Voodoo Rays because Dalston, and because I know how to live!
#GoodOldLife

Beverly Hills Cop is on the telly, so I’m watching Beverly Hills Cop.
“Axel F” is still one of the best bits of music ever!
Walking Across A Room - fine I guess.
Walking Across A Room While A Synth Goes “Dun, Dun, Dun Da Da Dun Dun” - this is So Cool!
#WalkingAroundThemesAreBestThemes

I’m over it now mind

Because it’s cool and weird!” and is all the better for it!
In Conclusion: Midichlorians And High Tables Can Fuck Right Off!
#KeithsCorrectFilmOpinions
#Part64873InAnOccasionalSeries

John Wick 4, Highlander 2, Prometheus, all the Star Wars Prequels. All made the original ideas worse.
Compare those to one of the best films ever made “Big Trouble In Little China” which just went “Why is all this cool weird stuff happening?…

John Wick 3 is on the telly, and it’s just reminding me how much I hate so called “Lore” or “World Building” or to give it’s proper name “Boring Pointless Bullshit” in film sequels.
There has never, not once, been a film series improved by explaining stuff and making it boring…

Putting the band back together!
#HittingThingsAndCountingToFour

“Es wird anders klingen, wann Berliners im raum sind.”
#ThisIsAGoodJokeAboutDoughnuts
#ProbablyDoesntReallyWork
#IStandByIt

Me, Chatting To The Bouncer At Berghain: “Yes! Thank you. It IS a cool jacket. You probably recognise her from ‘Mord Ist Ihr Hobby’