If you could see the writing on my pocket square you’d be so owned right now! 💅

The field is not level that’s kind of the whole fucking point

It’s unbelievably disgusting. Just the most dishonorable people imaginable.

“No, I hate saving money!”
That’s right

“No, I’m a disgusting slob who likes being fat and out of shape.”
Sure whatever you’re still not getting my email address

Look it just happens to all of us sometime in our 30s

All of the sudden I knew the names of all the types of birds at the feeder

I get my cats prescription compounded at a pharmacy (🙄)
and the package is mailed directly to her using her government name: Fern MyLastName and it never fails to make me laugh

Thanks for the support DJT 🥰

I was half hoping they’d turn infowars into a real news site

There’s some poetic justice in that

A man looking ridiculous wearing comically large “smart” glasses with the glasses earpiece being like 1 inch wide or more. It’s absurd looking.

lol come on

look at the size of these things

I also struggled with this for some time…

and eventually decided that somehow that is real infowars content, despite obviously being a great onion headline

excited for this merger

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

I don’t know if ghost technically count as a conspiracy theory but yes… I have seen some of them

To question why other peoples wants in any given situation always seemed more important, and learn to be more balanced about it

A pathetic existence

You can’t just put quotes around words that are not a quote.

Schumer sucks but he very much did not say what you are quoting.

Fuck is wrong with you.

I’m a social work grad student and I’ve never heard it so I’m pretty sure it’s completely made up

It still shocks me how out in the open evil is these days

I feel like they used to make an effort to cloak it

Yeah they gotta go

this is profoundly disturbing rhetoric and also shockingly uninformed about the rise and fall of cultures throughout history

I actually kind of like the fence but I also hope they have to take it down.

I love it when some tree law pops up on the timeline

How fast can those tankers go? I’d like to see one try a speed run in between closures

God… I had forgotten about him

I used to love that walk when I worked on Pratt st.

Had to park on the other side by Key Hwy and walk along the water.

I would see so many duck families with ducklings about this time of year. Incredibly cute

I would also like the IRS to pay me a settlement then

Congrats on “opening” a strait that was open six weeks ago, and all it cost was at least 13 dead service members, thousands of dead Iranian civilians, tens of billions in taxpayer dollars, our loss in global standing, and the Iranian regime’s increase in power. Phenomenal work.

Hold on, why’d you crop out the human pet guys response. Curious what he has to say on the subject

Finally the opportunity to post a little guy I made!

My favorite dinosaur:

It’s obviously his spot? It’s right next to his other things

This is such an easy sell too, popular with customers, would keep rain off of you, keep the car cooler. There a place near me that has done this and everytime I see it I wonder why more aren doing it.

I automatically assumed it was some flat earth nonsense but can't figure out what it would even be proving in that case so ...