Unfortunately, the books Im thinking of aren't in audiobook format.

May gay smut accessible.

Randa Abdel-Fattah & Evelyn Araluen have publically announced they're no longer publishing with UQP due to UQ's actions. I've got a contract that I can't break, but lobbyists have already attempted to get UQ to cancel it. In meantime, I 100% support Jazz Money. UQ is to blame, not good people at UQP

This is a very kind offer, but I'll pass.

Thank you, though.

My Boss told me today that he had read Heated Rivalry, but that it was not very good.

He said it was essentially gay porn and that I wouldn't like it, not because of the content, but because of the quality.

Should I put him on to some higher quality gay smut?

Screenshot from bluesky showing the user Why. @why.bsky.team User blocking you.

Im doing my part dot gif.

If you pledge to be 31% less horny, that would mean you are still 69% horny. Nice.

autistic me watching this in health class - wait why did he specify the male penis, is there a, female penis

1995 - don't worry about it

2005 - well so there's actually a lot of structural similarity between boy and girl parts

2015 - technically every penis is just a male clitoris

2025 - lol yes

I remember him very well as a quiet little boy, a reserved child, but with a very uncommon happy independence about him. He seemed more gentle than most boys and less responsive to the things which usually attract children. He was always happy and sweet-tempered, and, though it is a strange thing to say about a boy, and sounds uncanny, he was never naughty nor even mischievous. Still more strange, he loved his lessons and especially arithmetic. He early showed a clever brain and great perseverance and in many ways he was different to other little people; for instance, it was remarked that he took as much pleasure in putting his playthings away as neatly as possible as in playing with them." excerpt from Edmund Loder: Naturalist, horticulturist, traveller and sportsman : a memoir by Pease, Alfred E. (Alfred Edward), Sir, 1857-1939.

I spotted another historical Autistic.

This happens about once a week.

I was about to say.

This is why alt text benefits everyone.

The Space Ace of Mangleby Flat Audiobook on Libro.fm An asexual and aromantic love storyOn paper, things look fine. Sam Dennon recently inherited significant wealth from his uncle. As a respected architect, Sam spends his days thinking about the family ...

My queer audiobook is on heavy discount at Libro for the next 6 days.

#asexual #autistic Gen X experience of a particular kind of queer; set in Aotearoa New Zealand and Australia; does not ignore the covid pandemic (though the narrative ends during lockdown).

See storygraph for CN; all apply.

Oh no. I hate it when my holds all come in at once.

When I drink tea, it is usually as pale beige as my skin.

This reminded me to text my partner that we were getting fancy pizza for dinner.

She also said I was doing okay because I wasn't searching for purple pixies in my underwear drawer, and I am just autistic enough to think, but you didn't say anything about my sock drawer.

Umm.. are you teaching Jeremy how to burlesque?

Because I approve.

I had a GP tell me I was doing okay because I was wearing hard pants to her office.

Yes, obviously.

Oh no. I hope you are okay and this didn't throw too big a spanner in your day.

It's funny how they take forever to show up when it is roadside assistance, but they show up like ants at a picnic when it's an accident.

The tea shame flag is various shades of beige as more and more milk is added.

The tea pride flag is

Green.
Black.
Red.
White.

I love this.

This is the equivalent of me wearing pride pins to work.

Signal that shit for anyone who wants to notice.

I was making small talk with a coworker, and I commented that it looked like she had a nice big coffee to start the day.

She complained that she hates how everyone assumes coffee and that as a tea drinker, she feels invisible.

*laughs in non binary*
*screams in asexual*

Booooo.

Ate too many carrots.

I turn 52 tomorrow. I am not sad about getting old, I am glad I am getting old because it beats the alternative (dying young)

Thank you for your support over the years.

If you want to celebrate my birthday please donate to Purple House who provide dialysis in Aboriginal Communities.

I had my flu shot today.

I am tired and need to rest.

It is a shame it took this long.

Congratulations, though.

I know someone has a phone book stashed away in a kitchen drawer somewhere

I just saw an email in my junk folder. "Order confirmation - The Ghan"

I nearly died. Did I accidentally click confirm purchase as I was looking through a different ticket process?

I can't afford that.

Then I remembered I spent $17 on The Ghan, Slow TV, DVD, instead of $17k on the trip.