I do not want to have to do homework so that I can watch a film and know what’s going on

Thames water never come off well when bar charts are involved bsky.app/profile/glem...

Here's a wonderful poem reading taken from Folkish, out this week.
Enjoy 'The Character of Small English Villages is Inevitably Sinister' by @kymdeyn.bsky.social
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Occasionally I see some of the fun prints in double, but I’ve almost never seen similar offerings in King size

We have also seen a notable lack of unicorns for adults

I have often joked with @mrsglempy.bsky.social that kids seem to get all the best and coolest patterns and fabrics and they should be a company that sources the same patterns, but makes them in adult sizes

While I will concede to the general point, I’ve mostly encountered this with Granny Smith’s from Tesco

Perfect is the enemy of done

Strong “you’re an asshole, but you’re my asshole” vibes

We have a chance of removing the Online Safety Act!

Any UK residents, PLEASE take the time to fill out the whole form. If we want to remove ID verification on websites that actually don't need it, we need to take action NOW!

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Because of the sexiness

What? Like sexually?

Oh shit

Here’s hoping! 😂

Also, if we’re honest, if you tried to do the Akira slide you would probably DIE

Seems legit

Which is why it is *ART*

I love Akira, but so much of it is really fucking *weird* if you think about it too much

This is happening at the village hall, and in lieu of a kitchen, everyone seems to be congregating in the little yard where the bins are

When I was in Iceland in January I was thinking the exact opposite! There were apples the sizes of a fist, but the ones in UK supermarkets are sad little thinks barely the size of a tennis ball!

Apparently she’s married 🙄

A super hot lady in a pink and red jump suit who definitely look like they’re having a great time, honest.

Oh, who’s this hottie? Chat, should I make a move? Do you think I’ve got a chance?

Ordinarily I would be in bed by now. Because I’m cool.

At my niece’s 18th. Since we’re old people, @mrsglempy.bsky.social and I are sat in the corner drinking. I have ear plugs in because it is LOUD.

Feminists for ages: we are not just vaginas and baby making parts.

A trans woman enters the room.

Those same feminists: we are only vaginas and baby making parts.

Fucking clowns.

The scampi and lemon is new to me too!

If I were a Pokemon I’d be a normal type because I am unaffected by ghosts and am weak to fighting

Just used the phrase “double-hedged sword” because both my brain and my mouth are fucking broken

This is a fucking INCREDIBLE and spot-on way to describe the increasing restriction by corporations and governments of sex work, porn, and erotica.

Resist the enclosure of the sexual commons!